ACTION➲5

[starspangledme]

[Alfred sighs and adjusts his princess clothes, his shoes are too tight and his wig is still so itchy. Eating his hamburger petulantly, he kicks at the ground. The big sign he's in a bad mood, is the bag of cheeseburgers on his other arm. There's got to be at least ten in there.]

...This was funny for an hour...[a bite and a sigh]...now it isn't. Princesses are lame.