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[If you have the great misfortune of attempting to use the lobby's ladies room, you will be greeted by loud wails and a great deal of splashing toilet water. (Or maybe you already heard the wailing and splashing and want to see what on earth is going on....)]
Oh, I knew it had to be a trick! A free holiday in the world's grandest hotel, as if! Go and pull the wool over ol' Myrtle's eyes, is that it? I have got feelings, you know! [sniffle sniffle, then a groan]
I'm not even supposed to leave Hogwarts grounds! Oh! [she wails more loudly]
Oh, I knew it had to be a trick! A free holiday in the world's grandest hotel, as if! Go and pull the wool over ol' Myrtle's eyes, is that it? I have got feelings, you know! [sniffle sniffle, then a groan]
I'm not even supposed to leave Hogwarts grounds! Oh! [she wails more loudly]