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Excuse me!
There's been a mix-up; I don't think this is the hotel I was supposed to go to!
But! There's a bigger problem than that. [ And it's not the kittens that can be heard mewling along with his talking; he's taken to cuddling with some and letting them crawl all over him. ]
The staff isn't listening to me at all when I say that I can't stay in my room for the night. There's these horribly plain walls, and no bed! They don't even offer those quaint roll-out beds that the commoners have to conserve space. All I've been given is a bat and a dress which I must say is the entirely wrong colour for me─oh! And I'm sharing it. With a lady!
Of course, the lady herself is not the issue he─
[ Suddenly, a teeeaaar is heard. Those who are around in the lobby to see him will view him staring at his petticoats, now seen through the tear in the dress he's been put in. The little black and white kitten on him seems pleased to play with the torn lace, though. ]
. . . Oh. It ripped.
There's been a mix-up; I don't think this is the hotel I was supposed to go to!
But! There's a bigger problem than that. [ And it's not the kittens that can be heard mewling along with his talking; he's taken to cuddling with some and letting them crawl all over him. ]
The staff isn't listening to me at all when I say that I can't stay in my room for the night. There's these horribly plain walls, and no bed! They don't even offer those quaint roll-out beds that the commoners have to conserve space. All I've been given is a bat and a dress which I must say is the entirely wrong colour for me─oh! And I'm sharing it. With a lady!
Of course, the lady herself is not the issue he─
[ Suddenly, a teeeaaar is heard. Those who are around in the lobby to see him will view him staring at his petticoats, now seen through the tear in the dress he's been put in. The little black and white kitten on him seems pleased to play with the torn lace, though. ]
. . . Oh. It ripped.