drama in jerusalem
there has been a schism in the isle of beefs. northern beef island is still an anarchist colony, but western beef belongs to fascist pirate scum. they wave a skull and crossbones proudly and have a captain whom they are slaves to. pick your side, anarchist or pirate. let's take a look at the night of august 5, 2004.
david got wind of a plan on behalf of the pirates to take down the anarchist flag flying on northern beef, burn it, and replace it with the pirate flag that resided in alex harral's basement. so david and matthew allen (a fellow anarchist) went on the offensive. we raided that shit and stole their black and white flag. we had a showdown on the corner of beach row and percy lane, and everyone except craig took a side. craig really just wanted to get high...
but now we have definitive enemies, and we shall try to live in peace with these brute animals who can't live for themselves but have to live for a ruler's satisfaction. it's kind of sad, really. they're poor guys.
here are some helpful hints...
anarchists of beef: matthew allen, christopher allen, gregory allen, brian corner, becky roque, katie mulroy, diego perez, alyssa something rather, david corner, and that's all for now.
pirates to be weary of: tom something, alex harral, daniel gallaghar, daniel rampone, halden something, lindsay rampone (i think...), and i think that is all...
so that's how we stand as of now... if you're down with northern beef (anarchist territory), then tell everyone. and beat up pirates. i'm done now.