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Jun 07, 2005 19:00


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There are far too many children and pregnant women in the nexus areas.

No, this doesn't mean I want a baby. I'm nineteen, for crying out loud. I'm just feeling a little...hormonal.

Scott, if you're reading this, breathe, and rest assured, no bloody way.

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sex_bob_omb June 8 2005, 01:26:49 UTC
Um... we're probably gonna do a lot of babysitting soon? So maybe that'll be... nice?

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tough_cookie_ June 8 2005, 16:54:10 UTC
Oh, yeah. Cool. That way you can hand them back, too.

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sex_bob_omb June 8 2005, 17:57:05 UTC
...Of course, chances are at least one of them is going to have all kindsa crazy cosmic powers...

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tough_cookie_ June 8 2005, 18:15:28 UTC
...because babysitters who can create fire with their minds or punch someone around the world are normal?

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sex_bob_omb June 8 2005, 18:16:50 UTC
Uh-uh. But I figure half-Endless babies are probably gonna be able to re-write reality and stuff when they're gassy.

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tough_cookie_ June 8 2005, 18:21:42 UTC
...okay, point.

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sex_bob_omb June 8 2005, 18:29:35 UTC
Hey, it's not that I WON'T change diapers, but I get nervous if I'm wiping the bum of something that could turn me to a fish, is all.

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tough_cookie_ June 8 2005, 18:44:36 UTC
Have to admit, I'm kind of fond of you non-fish form.

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sex_bob_omb June 8 2005, 18:46:59 UTC
Yeah, fish lips would so not be fun to make out with, I bet. Plus, what if you got turned into a table lamp or something? Then what?

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tough_cookie_ June 8 2005, 18:50:15 UTC
Then we're momentarily in another form before we get changed back by the mother, aunts or uncles. Not to mention there are a bunch of dieties and other people with supernatural powers who could assist us.

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sex_bob_omb June 8 2005, 18:52:29 UTC
Yeah, I was mostly kidding. Though I hope Didi doesn't come get me while I'm a fish out of water. O_O

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tough_cookie_ June 8 2005, 18:55:05 UTC
Eee! No dead fish-Scott! Bad. It'll be like Mr Blinky all over again only a million time worse.

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sex_bob_omb June 8 2005, 18:58:53 UTC
*Can't help it, he starts laughing*

Mr. Blinky?

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tough_cookie_ June 8 2005, 19:06:13 UTC
My first pet. He died, eventually, as goldfish do. I wouldn't let anyone clean his bowl out because Guiliano said he could still see a ghostie fish in the water. I think he only did it to make me feel better.

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sex_bob_omb June 8 2005, 19:08:49 UTC
Awwwww!!

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tough_cookie_ June 8 2005, 19:16:52 UTC
Yeah...he was a cool big brother when we were little.

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