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So I had this whole post about how boring my lj is, a story about my friend's dad who may/may not have filed Fidel Castro's taxes, a random quotation from a really bad commercial, and a few embarrassing and completely stupid things I've done recently. But I uh, deleted it because even though it makes good substance, I don't want anybody to have anything to blackmail me with. Haha, joking... or am I?
Most importantly, I'm graduated.
And my paychecks are pointless because my mother is codependent.
And also my cat from seperation anxiety which is bad.
And furniture really hurts when you hit your face on it, wood furniture mostly.
And you should read the news because it's very likely that in the future, no woman will ever have to have a period ever again. You think I'm joking about a miraculous wonder such as that? I do not lie. Look it up. When that day comes, there will be much rejoicing.
I leave you on that note. Try not to go on premenstrual on me and kick your boyfriend in the face for me because he's really not all that cool anymore.
Most importantly, I'm graduated.
And my paychecks are pointless because my mother is codependent.
And also my cat from seperation anxiety which is bad.
And furniture really hurts when you hit your face on it, wood furniture mostly.
And you should read the news because it's very likely that in the future, no woman will ever have to have a period ever again. You think I'm joking about a miraculous wonder such as that? I do not lie. Look it up. When that day comes, there will be much rejoicing.
I leave you on that note. Try not to go on premenstrual on me and kick your boyfriend in the face for me because he's really not all that cool anymore.