I Have Super Powers Even I Don't Know About
According to the eighty or so kids on my library floor today I am able to:
1. Magically create computer appointments out of thin air if they really really really want them, even though the computers have been booked solid for hours.
2. Predict the weather. (When the rain will stop.)
3. Magically find extra copies of books that are on hold for a hundred kids before them.
4. Materialize glue, scissors and markers with a wave of my hands.
5. Have eyes in the back, sides and top of my head.
6. Answer five questions, sign out three games, assign two new PIN numbers, fix four computers and stop a toddler from falling off a table top in three seconds.
I am super radical militant library person! Now get out of my way or I'll catalogue you!
1. Magically create computer appointments out of thin air if they really really really want them, even though the computers have been booked solid for hours.
2. Predict the weather. (When the rain will stop.)
3. Magically find extra copies of books that are on hold for a hundred kids before them.
4. Materialize glue, scissors and markers with a wave of my hands.
5. Have eyes in the back, sides and top of my head.
6. Answer five questions, sign out three games, assign two new PIN numbers, fix four computers and stop a toddler from falling off a table top in three seconds.
I am super radical militant library person! Now get out of my way or I'll catalogue you!