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touchofrogue

[ Action, Voice ] King of Clubs

Mar 31, 2011 17:30

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luceti you suck, more coffee required, today calls for chocolate, seriously? - just - seriously?, luceti is insane, oh how droll, looks good in blue

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[action] lists_to_port April 1 2011, 01:24:26 UTC

[When Jack spots this strange blue creature stumbling and BAMFing around, he can only assume that it is Kurt and that Kurt has somehow become a woman. Because if we apply Occam's Razor to this conundrum, all other possibilities are quickly sheared away.]

Oi! Kurt! Do you like it better being that way, lass?

[action] onebluebabe April 1 2011, 01:31:20 UTC

[Rogue glares back over her shoulder, because Occam's Razor is far too simple for Luceti, and this drawl is definitely not German.]

Guess again, bright eyes. I ain't Kurt.

[action] lists_to_port April 1 2011, 01:33:02 UTC

Not Kurt? But--blue! Tail! Vanishing! Breasts!

...

Right, forget that last one. If not Kurt, then you must be his sister. Or his lovely blue wife? Do you hail from the same blue disappearing world as young Kurt?

[action] onebluebabe April 1 2011, 01:43:28 UTC

[Stunning reasoning.

And as much as she'd like to spew out 'we ain't related' in answer to that she just - can't. She can't bring herself to deny it.]

In your cataloging of all the evidence, did ya neglect ta deduce that there's an experiment goin' on?

[action] lists_to_port April 1 2011, 01:59:38 UTC

Aye, well---I've been out of the village for a bit, haven't I? So that deuced experiment is still ongoing? Bugger. What are you normally?

[action] onebluebabe April 1 2011, 02:05:36 UTC

[A monster who'll steal your soul with a touch.]

Less blue. [And her tail wraps around her leg. Coils, and then uncoils.] An' what are you?

[Since we're dealing with 'whats' and not 'whos']

[action] lists_to_port April 1 2011, 02:10:52 UTC

What? Me? Pirate, of course. And a very very excellent one, I might add. Erm....your tail, lass...

[action] onebluebabe April 1 2011, 02:18:19 UTC

Pirate. [Of course. This is her life now. Being blue, furry, and talking with pirates.

She glances down at it, and it curls up in defiance. Sigh.]

I know. It's got a mind of its own. It's worse than my hair.

[Which won't straighten no matter how hard she tries. Freaking experiment showing off the curly hair she tries to hide.]

[action] lists_to_port April 1 2011, 02:22:26 UTC

Your hair? Your hair is rather beautiful, actually. Untameable as the sea in a storm. Perhaps you should tie the tail.

[action] onebluebabe April 1 2011, 02:30:59 UTC

[And some part of Rogue wonders if someone stuck a sign on her that says 'Apply cheesey lines here.' One hand goes on her hip and she cocks it in his direction, sassy-like.]

Is that what pirates do when they find things they can't control? Tie 'em up?

[action] lists_to_port April 1 2011, 14:23:40 UTC

Might be, actually! [Jack loves sassy.]

[action] onebluebabe April 2 2011, 00:42:42 UTC

Sounds borin'.

[And this would be where she would normally saunter off. Except. Can't really walk, let alone saunter. So that means for now she's stuck right there unless she chooses to BAMF out.]

[action] lists_to_port April 2 2011, 00:56:41 UTC

Aye, aye---horribly tedious, love. Best you didn't know the first thing about it, really.

...What's the matter?

[action] onebluebabe April 2 2011, 01:08:04 UTC

[...it's hard to fire of sarcastic comments when answering questions of concern from total strangers.]

What makes ya think anything's the matter?

[...but not entirely impossible.]

[action] lists_to_port April 2 2011, 01:12:22 UTC

You look very trippy-fally is all, love.

[action] onebluebabe April 2 2011, 01:14:54 UTC

[That elicits a smirk, and her tail whips around in agitation - she reaches out and grabs it again.]

Ya might say I'm still gettin' my sealegs.

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