Feb 04, 2013 11:53
So, I had this dream this morning...
I was in a group of people standing outdoors in a medieval courtyard. There was a perky woman standing in front of us. "So, I know many of you have been wondering how we get the unique deep, rich red colors we offer in our premiere line of nail polishes. So we thought we'd show you a demonstration!" Two guards bring out a guy, dressed in rags, and lay him down, his head on a chopping block. (For those of you who have played Skyrim, almost a perfect visual recreation of the opening scene, but with fewer guards and no priest.)
THWACK!
"From this base, we add various natural pigments to create the variety of deep, rich shades of red you've all come to love. Next up, we've received many questions about how exactly we make our crackle polishes. We'll you're about to find out! Can I please get a volunteer from the audience?"
That was when K woke me up for coffee. I can't remember the last time I've been that happy to be woken up.
o.O
Laura, forgive me if I don't comment any more on your polish posts for a while... I don't want to know what they do for their glitter polishes either...
O.o
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