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Scene: Me and Gillian in our bathroom...all fucked up...smoking cigarettes. She just finished peeing.
Gillian: Did the door just open?
ME: No. Shut up, its been open.
(We look over. man standing there)
Man: Is there another door to 42 from here?
Gillian: WHAT?!?!?!? THIS IS 43!!!!!!!
Man: Is there another way to get to 42?
Gillian: OH GOD! You are going to need to SLOOOOWWWWWW down!
Me: We can't understand ANYTHING your saying to us!!!!
Man: I had to go on a blunt run.
Gillian: OH I KNOW!!!!
Man: (beings to leave our house) Well...girls..you know..You have the inner leaf and then you have the outer leaf.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??!? i have no idea.
PS. our house has now been taken over full time by mice. and i threw a shit fit because gill wants to JUMP ON THEIR HEADS AND KILL THEM. meanmeanmean. we need "I HEART MICE TRAPS!" you fucking idiot. we tried to trap them last night with recycling bins. not so much luck. rebekah was using a popcorn bowl. clearly, this was never going to work to begin with.
PSS. We need someone to fill our double and someone to live in our single. if your reading this and have any idea what im talking about...Help some cool girls and one cool guy out! Enfield 43...we're the funnest people ever! we have amazing parties every weekend, but are quiet when we must be. We are clean for the most part...the mice arent our fault and will be gone by next semester...pinky swear. if we stay in 43 we have 20 points. 16 points if we dont squat. but were out for blood if we dont get 43 : ). anyway...live with us...specially if you alot of points. xo.
Gillian: Did the door just open?
ME: No. Shut up, its been open.
(We look over. man standing there)
Man: Is there another door to 42 from here?
Gillian: WHAT?!?!?!? THIS IS 43!!!!!!!
Man: Is there another way to get to 42?
Gillian: OH GOD! You are going to need to SLOOOOWWWWWW down!
Me: We can't understand ANYTHING your saying to us!!!!
Man: I had to go on a blunt run.
Gillian: OH I KNOW!!!!
Man: (beings to leave our house) Well...girls..you know..You have the inner leaf and then you have the outer leaf.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??!? i have no idea.
PS. our house has now been taken over full time by mice. and i threw a shit fit because gill wants to JUMP ON THEIR HEADS AND KILL THEM. meanmeanmean. we need "I HEART MICE TRAPS!" you fucking idiot. we tried to trap them last night with recycling bins. not so much luck. rebekah was using a popcorn bowl. clearly, this was never going to work to begin with.
PSS. We need someone to fill our double and someone to live in our single. if your reading this and have any idea what im talking about...Help some cool girls and one cool guy out! Enfield 43...we're the funnest people ever! we have amazing parties every weekend, but are quiet when we must be. We are clean for the most part...the mice arent our fault and will be gone by next semester...pinky swear. if we stay in 43 we have 20 points. 16 points if we dont squat. but were out for blood if we dont get 43 : ). anyway...live with us...specially if you alot of points. xo.