jesus fucking christ i loove talking to jake, man!

Oct 18, 2005 01:14

dancing formoney: so how about when we went to MICHIGAN and saw those spaceships

MichelleXBrooks: oh yeah dude, that was amamzing i had soo much fun

dancing formoney: yeah. then we saw this homeless person. and he said he would tell us the cordinates to lincolns gold. and he did then we found it and sold it for mill(s). and then we purchased a large condo in FRance and sold wine out of our front yard concession stand. and went bankrupt and ended up working at the south dakota national zoo cleaning up after the giraffes

MichelleXBrooks: oh yeah basically suck big time, but then remember how we were digging inthe garbage dump and me found this thing that looked like bear holding a chimychonga and then we were like wonder how muchthis would sell for then we sols it for 1.3 million dollars cause it was in will smiths garbage can

dancing formoney: damn. and then jada came out and started playing with wicked wisdom. and i threw cashews at her.

MichelleXBrooks: yeah and then i whipped out my hot coffee that i was balancing on my head like an african and poured it on her

dancing formoney: and then she screamed omg someone just stold the statue of liberty. and i said stfu u blanket. and she cried so i gave her some advil. then she made me some cashew chicken. and i puked all over her dining room floor. she laughed. and bought a new house. then we went skinny dipping. and she drownd

MichelleXBrooks: yeah then you tried to do mouth to mouth recesitation on her then leanne walked in and said JAKE WTF ARE YOU DOING..and you were like gettting my cashews back this bitch stole them

^^^^^hahah this kid rules^^^^^^
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