C'mon, Saz, judge not lest ye be judged.....

Oct 30, 2005 17:43

This guy comes into the store today. He had a little girl with him. The little girl asked for a small dish of ice cream, saw the size of it, and asked me to make it a medium. The guy orders a waffle cone, which is extra money, with a medium ice cream in it. Never said please. Never said thank you. The little girl, who was no older than 9 or 10, carried a Louis V bag. She never said please or thank you either.

The guy then goes over to the community board and puts up a card about discovering the glory of God & accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

Flaws that must be pointed out-
-Gluttony is a sin. You didnt like the size of the small, neither of you, so you both got mediums, when there are 2 smaller sizes..... come to think of it, ice cream is pretty unneccessary in and of itself.
-The Louis bag? Tell me she saved up her allowance and bought that. Pride, my friends, is also a sin.
-Don't even try to tell me that Jesus didn't say please and thank you at every table he broke bread at.
-When Jesus spoke and people didn't listen, he turned the other cheek... he didn't holler at them as they walked away.

So maybe it's not a war or genocide or mass imprisonment, but it IS pure and total hypocracy in the name of God.... boy does that piss me off.

It's like Rufus said- "It's a lot easier to change an idea than a belief."

*i try to be a good catholic, but the reality is, im a hedonist.*-chris farley.
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