Fuckers. On multiple accounts.
Dear Diary,
Today everyone is a fucker.
Lots of love
Chris
No really they are. Well not everyone. I'm certainly not a fucker because there seems to be a distinct lack of minge on the end of my knob. I'll just interject here for perhaps the greatest philosophical...thing ever:
"Chris - says:
I don't know really, I guess I believe that we live then we die, what you do in the mean time is up to you"
Oh yeah I'm like fucking - I don't know what. Look at these beauty words of wisdom:
FUCK what u heard and recognise what u see i know u heard rumours but u don't know the real me! says:
ar'nt u scared of diein stupid question ano
FUCK what u heard and recognise what u see i know u heard rumours but u don't know the real me! says:
u don't have to answer
Chris - says:
not really when its time to go its time to go
Chris - says:
I mean I'd be absolutely gutted if I popped my cloggs now, so many holes, so little filled, but you know if its my time then thats it
FUCK what u heard and recognise what u see i know u heard rumours but u don't know the real me! says:
im scared
Chris - says:
why?
Chris - says:
what scares you? its inevitable
FUCK what u heard and recognise what u see i know u heard rumours but u don't know the real me! says:
duno wot cums after i surpose
Chris - says:
well pretty much dark, nothingness and worms eating your flesh *thumbs up*
I'm just full of wisdomw baby. All of that made me fancy hot dogs for some reason. Anyway back to people being fuckers: everyone is a fucker. Today was a bit of a bastard of a day. I was on my own til 11 so thats already one person down to go on a till, then Ali was taking people off for their reviews so there goes another person which really doesn't help when you've got to manage all the breaks round that AND its busy. So I cracked on doing that but was getting fuck all help from duty at one point I phoned duty twice and put TWO first class calls out (which every bastard ignored) so I stormed round the store and dragged people down but I shouldn't have to do that people should come anyway.
And then Ali is bringing me all this stuff to do training and operator exceptions and the likes which I can't possibly do on my own when its busy as well. So then we have all this going on and such and then it gets to like dinner time and I lose one of my staff to a basket till, the self serves need filling and THEN Ali came down and was like 'I need to take these two for a welcome back - why didn't they have them yesterday?' I was tempted to say because SOMEONE is absolutely fucking useless but I just said 'I wasn't in yesterday and its obviously not me slipping up because the person who needed one today got one.' So yeah SOMEONE didn't do them yesterday. The same SOMEONE also didn't let anyone know that there was an engineer out to till 17 on tuesday. Its becoming quite a pain in the arse.
So then on top of all of this we had a guy coming to take all FOUR self serves off at half 1 to install chip and pin for THREE hours. Holy fucking no tills Batman! And then I had duty like 'well why are you phoning so much and things' and I explained that it was busy and there was nothing I could do about it and that it is clubcard voucher weekend and then he was like 'well that wont be affecting you now will it' at which point I was nearly like ready to kick off, does he work on front end? Has he been down and seen the queues and with them queues all the clubcard vouchers that were crammed in the tills?
So yes very stressful day but right I STILL got training done, I STILL got team 5s done, I STILL got self serve filled and STILL passed the one in front. I think its pretty much safe to say I fucking rock at life.
Also other people being fuckers: whichever absolute bunch of cocks it is who keep fucking celotaping my car to the other ones, alright I found it quite funny the other morning but its happened again and they tried to do the doors this time which really pissed me off. If I see them I'm going to go knife the fuck out of them. Bastards.
Also I really REALLY want pepperoni pizza, chips, garlic sauce, donner meat and hot dogs in a bun. That and sex. Now please.
Today everyone is a fucker.
Lots of love
Chris
No really they are. Well not everyone. I'm certainly not a fucker because there seems to be a distinct lack of minge on the end of my knob. I'll just interject here for perhaps the greatest philosophical...thing ever:
"Chris - says:
I don't know really, I guess I believe that we live then we die, what you do in the mean time is up to you"
Oh yeah I'm like fucking - I don't know what. Look at these beauty words of wisdom:
FUCK what u heard and recognise what u see i know u heard rumours but u don't know the real me! says:
ar'nt u scared of diein stupid question ano
FUCK what u heard and recognise what u see i know u heard rumours but u don't know the real me! says:
u don't have to answer
Chris - says:
not really when its time to go its time to go
Chris - says:
I mean I'd be absolutely gutted if I popped my cloggs now, so many holes, so little filled, but you know if its my time then thats it
FUCK what u heard and recognise what u see i know u heard rumours but u don't know the real me! says:
im scared
Chris - says:
why?
Chris - says:
what scares you? its inevitable
FUCK what u heard and recognise what u see i know u heard rumours but u don't know the real me! says:
duno wot cums after i surpose
Chris - says:
well pretty much dark, nothingness and worms eating your flesh *thumbs up*
I'm just full of wisdomw baby. All of that made me fancy hot dogs for some reason. Anyway back to people being fuckers: everyone is a fucker. Today was a bit of a bastard of a day. I was on my own til 11 so thats already one person down to go on a till, then Ali was taking people off for their reviews so there goes another person which really doesn't help when you've got to manage all the breaks round that AND its busy. So I cracked on doing that but was getting fuck all help from duty at one point I phoned duty twice and put TWO first class calls out (which every bastard ignored) so I stormed round the store and dragged people down but I shouldn't have to do that people should come anyway.
And then Ali is bringing me all this stuff to do training and operator exceptions and the likes which I can't possibly do on my own when its busy as well. So then we have all this going on and such and then it gets to like dinner time and I lose one of my staff to a basket till, the self serves need filling and THEN Ali came down and was like 'I need to take these two for a welcome back - why didn't they have them yesterday?' I was tempted to say because SOMEONE is absolutely fucking useless but I just said 'I wasn't in yesterday and its obviously not me slipping up because the person who needed one today got one.' So yeah SOMEONE didn't do them yesterday. The same SOMEONE also didn't let anyone know that there was an engineer out to till 17 on tuesday. Its becoming quite a pain in the arse.
So then on top of all of this we had a guy coming to take all FOUR self serves off at half 1 to install chip and pin for THREE hours. Holy fucking no tills Batman! And then I had duty like 'well why are you phoning so much and things' and I explained that it was busy and there was nothing I could do about it and that it is clubcard voucher weekend and then he was like 'well that wont be affecting you now will it' at which point I was nearly like ready to kick off, does he work on front end? Has he been down and seen the queues and with them queues all the clubcard vouchers that were crammed in the tills?
So yes very stressful day but right I STILL got training done, I STILL got team 5s done, I STILL got self serve filled and STILL passed the one in front. I think its pretty much safe to say I fucking rock at life.
Also other people being fuckers: whichever absolute bunch of cocks it is who keep fucking celotaping my car to the other ones, alright I found it quite funny the other morning but its happened again and they tried to do the doors this time which really pissed me off. If I see them I'm going to go knife the fuck out of them. Bastards.
Also I really REALLY want pepperoni pizza, chips, garlic sauce, donner meat and hot dogs in a bun. That and sex. Now please.