Make me laugh darnit!

Nov 26, 2007 21:26

I wanna hear your favourite jokes! Let loose!

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divine November 28 2007, 03:26:47 UTC
I got this one in my email from Paul. he always picks out the best jokes.

Her Side of the Story:

My husband was in an odd mood Saturday night.

We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but could tell there was something wrong.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to some place intimate so we could talk more privately.

We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I was getting really worried, what did I do?
What was bothering him? Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.
So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me.
I didn't know what the heck that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore.
I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

His Side of the Story:

Played badly today --- shot 87 - - - can't putt for shit!.

Felt kinda tired.

Got laid though.

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