Epic thread или о чём не стоит забывать, работая в крупной компании
Сегодня, в предверии Нового Года, одна из сотрудниц (финансист из Великобритании) достаточно крупной компании, офисы которой расположены по всему миру, столкнулась с необходимостью того, чтобы кто-то закончил работать над используемым DC (Domain Controller'ом).
Не зная, кто конкретно этим занимается, она послала письмо, адресованное нескольким конкретным людям (коллегам и тем, с кем она переписывалась ранее на эту тему) и неведомому PDL (public distribution list a.k.a alias) SERVICE-RCS-MSRA.
Ну, перепутала, может хотела на другой алиас послать... Но не учла она одного - того, что в этот алиас входит примерно 200 тысяч человек с разных концов планеты.
Текст письма (время - 12:40):
All,
Forgive me for using this DL, but I am desperately trying to contact someone in the Hungary team who supports ******* who is in the office today.
I sent the email attached last night with regards to our faulty Domain Controller, and I need to ensure it is being actioned.
Can you please reply if you are able to take ownership of the final steps of this activity please.
Kind regards,
**** ******
Первые несколько ответов были от людей, которые всерьёз считали, что письмо было адресовано им:
Hi ****,
Sorry. Not able to help you. I'am not aware of the issue and am not part nor have acquaintance with Hungarian team.
Regards.
****.
Потом - три письма от людей, которые так или иначе причастны к ситуации и попытались чегой-то посоветовать (с кем связаться и т.д.)
Начиная с четвёртого ответа стали поступать письма от людей, которым не нравилось, что отвечают на всех адресатов:
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TO REPLY TO ALL!!!!!
Почему-то подобные отвечающие не заметили, что сами пишут на всё тех же адресатов.
Тем не менее, люди не хотят читать чужую переписку и начинают просить (ещё 12 писем):
Hi all
My name was probably inserted to this list by mistake, please take it out.
И их поддерживают (ещё 15):
ME TOO :)
Happy New Year
После этого, у некоторых начинают сдавать нервы:
STOP SPAMMING!!!
А кто-то относится с лёгкой улыбкой:
Is this some kind of joke
Not sure why I am on the DL either?
Happy New Year to All
Ну и снова (примерно 30):
Please remove me from the list
Местами есть зачатки разума, совмещённые с ослабленными нервами:
STOP REPLYING TO ALL IF YOU CANT HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone's mailbox will be full just delete do not respond, **** already explained why she mailed the whole Global address book!
Но ввиду того, что прошло ещё около 20 писем с просьбой отписать, то возник закономерный вопрос:
What part of “don’t relpy to all” do you not understand……
Далее буду без комментариев:
STOP THIS!!!!
Everyone is a member of SERVICE-RCS-MSRA DL that is why you are getting this mail so all you need to do is not send to SERVICE-RCS-MSRA.
It is as easy as that.
Hello all,
Instead of requesting to be removed from the list I suggest that those who are not able to help ignore this e-mail and those that can only respond to the sender.
Happy New Year,
Hi,
I do not understand that dealing with these emails, please stop sending mail,
Happy New Year 2010 from Spain, enjoying champagne and turrón!
Regards
Письмо с заголовком "PLEASE STOP TO ASK ANYTHING USNG THIS LIST":
HI,
PLEASE STOP TU USE THE LIST? AS WELL STOP USING THE LIST TO ASK TO BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST
Cordialement,
funny. all of you guys saying don’t reply to all, but you are all doing exactly that. irony of the situation ?!?!?!
For goodness sake ……………… do you lot not know how NOT TO USE the Reply To All button !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello,
Happy new year from RMC-GCS-BKP team ;) also please remove us from this communication.
Many thanks
Sorry for replying to all as well. But I cannot help it. This is all too hilarious. :) This made my day - see people spamming themselves and then crying about it. :D
Thank you all for performing this ‘theater’.
Happy New Year, everyone. :)
Please remove my name from your DL.
And I take this opportunity to wish you all a very Happy new Year 2010.
Hope you’ll all have a nice Hogmanay.
PLEASE !!!! An email bomb is being generated here. If you are not supposed to be in the list, contact the owner of the list and find out what is going wrong. DO NOT send in requests to peope who are not even able to remove you from the list!!
Please stop replying to all! THANK YOU !!
Человек с чувством юмора:
Please DO NOT remove me from this communication.
BR
Tom
Человек с охуительным чувством юмора:
Can no one see the beautiful irony of people replying to all to request that people do not reply to all?
I suggest everyone who receives this email, continues to replies to all for the rest of the day until the whole email system grinds to a shuddering halt.
Happy New Year!
SSTTTTOOOOPPPPPPP to reply to ALL !!! I (and I guess a lot) have more than 50 mails with this issue in the inbox!!!!!!!
YOU ALL SAY ME TOO , ME TOO WHAT ???
, the only thing your doing is spaming us all , just delete the mail , and be done with it , or send only to the person who fist sent the mail AND DON’T REPLAY TO ALL
“Replay” or “Reply” ?
Greetings and Happy New Year for all!
Agree with ****** and apologize for replying but cannot help myself. Thanks for making this day even more funny. :o)
Happy new year to all of you.
Ditto, this is hilarious
Lol, this is terrible.
Happy new year from ROMANIA ! :)
Stop replying to all :D
Happy new year from Czech Rep… close to Hungary ;-D!!!
Let's stress the mail server, let's do it again.
Just set a Rule to delete all Mails with “Rebuild of DC” in the subject or body to delete straight away. This will save you the hassle of deleting individually J
Happy New Year
One hunderd and eighty!!!!
Only 72!!! I must be blacklisted :(
Happy New Year !!
Just 3 persons reply at the beginning…
But as the Man of our time cannot let things going without control, all of you create this!
I wish to all of you peace in your heart and calm in your head J
Happy New Year from Poland!
OK **** got tripped up by a faulty DL and we've all had some fun.
But 90% of ** EMEA is on holiday today and the consequences when they return and join in the fun will be serious for the network.
SO CAN EVERYONE WHO HAS PRESSED "REPLY TO ALL" PLEASE RECALL THE MESSAGE NOW!
I suspect that some of your comments are in the mailboxes of execs that you'd rather didn't see them!
Happy New Year!
Stop it please. Is this a JOKE?????
Paren por favor!!!!!!!. Esto es una broma de fin de aсo o QUE?????
Kunnen jullie stopen AUB?
Hello,
my colleague ****** ****** wants to be added to this list. Please add him. Thanks
It looks like a serious error in DNA code…
Can you explain rules of this game ?
What is the goal ?
BAASTAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!
All,
I am just like most of you victim of this e-mail bomb but asking everyone else to be removed does not help and makes things worse.!!!!! So I hope the person responsible for this "SERVICE-RCS-MRSA" mail-group is among the recipients and would to ask him to delete this e-mail group. It seems a random selection from the global address book with names upto the letter "F". If that person is NOT among the recipients, whoever started this e-mail bomb, contact the owner of the mail group and take IMMEDIATE action to ends this!. None of us have anything to do with the problem. You create the problem, you solve the problem!
So I ask all of you, STOP asking to be removed! It doesn't work!!!!!!!
And the starter of this e-mail bomb, PLEASE send a SINGLE e-mail to all acknowledging that you will work on a solution of the e-mail bomb you caused! So this madness ends.
Still a happy new year to all.......;-)
На данный момент размер переписки около 200 писем (проскипаны просьбы "remove me too").
Ждём 4 января, когда US & Europe выйдут из каникул и тоже напишут, что хотят быть исключёнными из рассылки...
Пока что замечены поздравляющие и отвечающие из:
Вот такой вот Новый год. А вы говорите - "взрослые люди".
Не зная, кто конкретно этим занимается, она послала письмо, адресованное нескольким конкретным людям (коллегам и тем, с кем она переписывалась ранее на эту тему) и неведомому PDL (public distribution list a.k.a alias) SERVICE-RCS-MSRA.
Ну, перепутала, может хотела на другой алиас послать... Но не учла она одного - того, что в этот алиас входит примерно 200 тысяч человек с разных концов планеты.
Текст письма (время - 12:40):
All,
Forgive me for using this DL, but I am desperately trying to contact someone in the Hungary team who supports ******* who is in the office today.
I sent the email attached last night with regards to our faulty Domain Controller, and I need to ensure it is being actioned.
Can you please reply if you are able to take ownership of the final steps of this activity please.
Kind regards,
**** ******
Первые несколько ответов были от людей, которые всерьёз считали, что письмо было адресовано им:
Hi ****,
Sorry. Not able to help you. I'am not aware of the issue and am not part nor have acquaintance with Hungarian team.
Regards.
****.
Потом - три письма от людей, которые так или иначе причастны к ситуации и попытались чегой-то посоветовать (с кем связаться и т.д.)
Начиная с четвёртого ответа стали поступать письма от людей, которым не нравилось, что отвечают на всех адресатов:
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TO REPLY TO ALL!!!!!
Почему-то подобные отвечающие не заметили, что сами пишут на всё тех же адресатов.
Тем не менее, люди не хотят читать чужую переписку и начинают просить (ещё 12 писем):
Hi all
My name was probably inserted to this list by mistake, please take it out.
И их поддерживают (ещё 15):
ME TOO :)
Happy New Year
После этого, у некоторых начинают сдавать нервы:
STOP SPAMMING!!!
А кто-то относится с лёгкой улыбкой:
Is this some kind of joke
Not sure why I am on the DL either?
Happy New Year to All
Ну и снова (примерно 30):
Please remove me from the list
Местами есть зачатки разума, совмещённые с ослабленными нервами:
STOP REPLYING TO ALL IF YOU CANT HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone's mailbox will be full just delete do not respond, **** already explained why she mailed the whole Global address book!
Но ввиду того, что прошло ещё около 20 писем с просьбой отписать, то возник закономерный вопрос:
What part of “don’t relpy to all” do you not understand……
Далее буду без комментариев:
STOP THIS!!!!
Everyone is a member of SERVICE-RCS-MSRA DL that is why you are getting this mail so all you need to do is not send to SERVICE-RCS-MSRA.
It is as easy as that.
Hello all,
Instead of requesting to be removed from the list I suggest that those who are not able to help ignore this e-mail and those that can only respond to the sender.
Happy New Year,
Hi,
I do not understand that dealing with these emails, please stop sending mail,
Happy New Year 2010 from Spain, enjoying champagne and turrón!
Regards
Письмо с заголовком "PLEASE STOP TO ASK ANYTHING USNG THIS LIST":
HI,
PLEASE STOP TU USE THE LIST? AS WELL STOP USING THE LIST TO ASK TO BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST
Cordialement,
funny. all of you guys saying don’t reply to all, but you are all doing exactly that. irony of the situation ?!?!?!
For goodness sake ……………… do you lot not know how NOT TO USE the Reply To All button !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello,
Happy new year from RMC-GCS-BKP team ;) also please remove us from this communication.
Many thanks
Sorry for replying to all as well. But I cannot help it. This is all too hilarious. :) This made my day - see people spamming themselves and then crying about it. :D
Thank you all for performing this ‘theater’.
Happy New Year, everyone. :)
Please remove my name from your DL.
And I take this opportunity to wish you all a very Happy new Year 2010.
Hope you’ll all have a nice Hogmanay.
PLEASE !!!! An email bomb is being generated here. If you are not supposed to be in the list, contact the owner of the list and find out what is going wrong. DO NOT send in requests to peope who are not even able to remove you from the list!!
Please stop replying to all! THANK YOU !!
Человек с чувством юмора:
Please DO NOT remove me from this communication.
BR
Tom
Человек с охуительным чувством юмора:
Can no one see the beautiful irony of people replying to all to request that people do not reply to all?
I suggest everyone who receives this email, continues to replies to all for the rest of the day until the whole email system grinds to a shuddering halt.
Happy New Year!
SSTTTTOOOOPPPPPPP to reply to ALL !!! I (and I guess a lot) have more than 50 mails with this issue in the inbox!!!!!!!
YOU ALL SAY ME TOO , ME TOO WHAT ???
, the only thing your doing is spaming us all , just delete the mail , and be done with it , or send only to the person who fist sent the mail AND DON’T REPLAY TO ALL
“Replay” or “Reply” ?
Greetings and Happy New Year for all!
Agree with ****** and apologize for replying but cannot help myself. Thanks for making this day even more funny. :o)
Happy new year to all of you.
Ditto, this is hilarious
Lol, this is terrible.
Happy new year from ROMANIA ! :)
Stop replying to all :D
Happy new year from Czech Rep… close to Hungary ;-D!!!
Let's stress the mail server, let's do it again.
Just set a Rule to delete all Mails with “Rebuild of DC” in the subject or body to delete straight away. This will save you the hassle of deleting individually J
Happy New Year
One hunderd and eighty!!!!
Only 72!!! I must be blacklisted :(
Happy New Year !!
Just 3 persons reply at the beginning…
But as the Man of our time cannot let things going without control, all of you create this!
I wish to all of you peace in your heart and calm in your head J
Happy New Year from Poland!
OK **** got tripped up by a faulty DL and we've all had some fun.
But 90% of ** EMEA is on holiday today and the consequences when they return and join in the fun will be serious for the network.
SO CAN EVERYONE WHO HAS PRESSED "REPLY TO ALL" PLEASE RECALL THE MESSAGE NOW!
I suspect that some of your comments are in the mailboxes of execs that you'd rather didn't see them!
Happy New Year!
Stop it please. Is this a JOKE?????
Paren por favor!!!!!!!. Esto es una broma de fin de aсo o QUE?????
Kunnen jullie stopen AUB?
Hello,
my colleague ****** ****** wants to be added to this list. Please add him. Thanks
It looks like a serious error in DNA code…
Can you explain rules of this game ?
What is the goal ?
BAASTAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!
All,
I am just like most of you victim of this e-mail bomb but asking everyone else to be removed does not help and makes things worse.!!!!! So I hope the person responsible for this "SERVICE-RCS-MRSA" mail-group is among the recipients and would to ask him to delete this e-mail group. It seems a random selection from the global address book with names upto the letter "F". If that person is NOT among the recipients, whoever started this e-mail bomb, contact the owner of the mail group and take IMMEDIATE action to ends this!. None of us have anything to do with the problem. You create the problem, you solve the problem!
So I ask all of you, STOP asking to be removed! It doesn't work!!!!!!!
And the starter of this e-mail bomb, PLEASE send a SINGLE e-mail to all acknowledging that you will work on a solution of the e-mail bomb you caused! So this madness ends.
Still a happy new year to all.......;-)
На данный момент размер переписки около 200 писем (проскипаны просьбы "remove me too").
Ждём 4 января, когда US & Europe выйдут из каникул и тоже напишут, что хотят быть исключёнными из рассылки...
Пока что замечены поздравляющие и отвечающие из:
- США
- Германии
- Великобритании
- России
- Украины
- ОАЭ
- ЮАР
- Польши
- Бельгии
- Франции
- Румынии
- Сербии
- Голландии
- Чехии
- Хорватии
- Испании
- Италии
- Израиля
Вот такой вот Новый год. А вы говорите - "взрослые люди".