Hävreka
Needless to say, I was out mowing the yard today, and I was once again getting annoyed at the moles, as they dig up the yard something terrible, making the lawn look like crap, making a lawn mower ride feel like an off-road contest and making a walk across it kind of like crossing a mine field. I have complained about this before, of course, and I've been informed of about seven million different fool proof ways to get rid of them, none of which have worked. Someone told me to "get a couple of Mexicans and have them take care of it". I paid very little attention to this particular piece of advice, as, for one thing, it doesn't even make sense. What were they supposed to do? Dig up the yard? However, at Wal-Mart just the other day, I found out what they meant.
I guess.
I guess.