Note to Invisible Neighbors
How hard is it for a golden retriever to make a positive impression?
NOT HARD, that's how hard. And yet, yours is continually failing.
I mean, really. Sit. Stand. Run. Whatever. People like golden retrievers. You'll do alright.
Here are the three no-nos:
Don't piss in other peoples' yards FAILDon't dig holes in other peoples' yards FAILDon't bite people CHECK... so far. But I've only seen the dumb mutt twice. You can guess what I'm in for at the next encounter.
NOT HARD, that's how hard. And yet, yours is continually failing.
I mean, really. Sit. Stand. Run. Whatever. People like golden retrievers. You'll do alright.
Here are the three no-nos:
Don't piss in other peoples' yards FAILDon't dig holes in other peoples' yards FAILDon't bite people CHECK... so far. But I've only seen the dumb mutt twice. You can guess what I'm in for at the next encounter.