Sporty, Sexy Random Orbital Sanders
Ah, crap.
I'm realizing now that I can't make this post funny now that I have already posted what it's actually about. I was going to make a long, suggestive post about this new... woman/thing in my life, going into detail about caressing her soft sensous curves for hours, leaving me panting and achy all over, worn and broken but very, very satisfied. Of course, since you all know what I'm talking about already it wouldn't be any fun, so you'll just have to imagine the revelry.
Sleek.
Sexy.
Sporty.
Red.
Random Orbital Sander.
I'm realizing now that I can't make this post funny now that I have already posted what it's actually about. I was going to make a long, suggestive post about this new... woman/thing in my life, going into detail about caressing her soft sensous curves for hours, leaving me panting and achy all over, worn and broken but very, very satisfied. Of course, since you all know what I'm talking about already it wouldn't be any fun, so you'll just have to imagine the revelry.
Sleek.
Sexy.
Sporty.
Red.
Random Orbital Sander.