Slow afternoon
Yum te dum te dum. It’s fascinating how unreliable I am at updating this.
Kinda stinks too, as I’ve had a number of occasions the past week that made me go “Now THAT’S an LJ post waiting to happen!” and now, of course, I can’t remember a single one of them. I assure you, however, that they were tremendously humorous, especially the one about office supplies. I was trying to remember it and post it, but it came out sounding a little… mean. And you never know who might read this. Can not for my life understand how I would end up sounding mean about an incident like that. Or sarcastic. Baffled, flabbergasted, condescending, stupefied, fascinated, miffed, and annoyed are other words that have absolutely no connection to this. But it was really funny!
There was definitely something regarding neighbors. I’m pretty sure it was about the lady who puts her kids out to play in the road and then screeches evilly at anyone who drives past, howling about how “THERE ARE CHILDREN PLAYING HERE!” I want to howl “THERE ARE CARS DRIVING HERE. IT’S A ROAD! WHO DO YOU THINK IS IN THE WRONG?” back at her. Next time I think I might. I’d rather anger an idiot than run over it’s kids.
It’s been raining so much lately it’s ridiculous. For some reason the creek hasn’t risen anything spectacular though, which is nice. However, when going out to the shop last night to attempt some fretboard binding (not fun), I could have sworn I heard ducks laughing at me. The frogs I can live with, kinda goes with the creek thing, but ducks is wrong. The fact that they’re laughing has to be a bad sign. “Bwaahaaa!! We’re taking over! Today the yard, tomorrow the world! Bwaahahaaaaaquack!”
Oh yeah, speaking of the yard and the rain and animals and things that annoy me greatly. If I step in another pile of doggie doo on my way to the shop, I believe I’ll find the responsible mutt and shove the doo back in the doggie. Or find it’s owner and do the same. My shoes could easily fertilize the state of Kansas. Eew. That’s not a good picture.
Kinda stinks too, as I’ve had a number of occasions the past week that made me go “Now THAT’S an LJ post waiting to happen!” and now, of course, I can’t remember a single one of them. I assure you, however, that they were tremendously humorous, especially the one about office supplies. I was trying to remember it and post it, but it came out sounding a little… mean. And you never know who might read this. Can not for my life understand how I would end up sounding mean about an incident like that. Or sarcastic. Baffled, flabbergasted, condescending, stupefied, fascinated, miffed, and annoyed are other words that have absolutely no connection to this. But it was really funny!
There was definitely something regarding neighbors. I’m pretty sure it was about the lady who puts her kids out to play in the road and then screeches evilly at anyone who drives past, howling about how “THERE ARE CHILDREN PLAYING HERE!” I want to howl “THERE ARE CARS DRIVING HERE. IT’S A ROAD! WHO DO YOU THINK IS IN THE WRONG?” back at her. Next time I think I might. I’d rather anger an idiot than run over it’s kids.
It’s been raining so much lately it’s ridiculous. For some reason the creek hasn’t risen anything spectacular though, which is nice. However, when going out to the shop last night to attempt some fretboard binding (not fun), I could have sworn I heard ducks laughing at me. The frogs I can live with, kinda goes with the creek thing, but ducks is wrong. The fact that they’re laughing has to be a bad sign. “Bwaahaaa!! We’re taking over! Today the yard, tomorrow the world! Bwaahahaaaaaquack!”
Oh yeah, speaking of the yard and the rain and animals and things that annoy me greatly. If I step in another pile of doggie doo on my way to the shop, I believe I’ll find the responsible mutt and shove the doo back in the doggie. Or find it’s owner and do the same. My shoes could easily fertilize the state of Kansas. Eew. That’s not a good picture.