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[toti_cat]

I do not know why* but today I am following Laura around the house like crazy. I think maybe she is going to do something stupid like fall down the stairs or suddenly leave me and never come back. So I am not letting her out of my sight. Maybe it is because I think that she is going to give me Pumpkin**. I am being Very Annoying, and she cannot

Comments

[ddrpolaris]

So how's the haircut T-man?

[toti_cat]

Your sarcastic comments are not appreciated, Human! Don't forget who's afraid of who! You walk down stairs backwards for fear of me!

I've cut you once, I'll cut you again! Fear my Angry Wrath.

[ddrpolaris]

Bring it cat, just remember who's in charge of your food supply (when Shaughn is unavaillable). You may have claws but I have apposable thumbs. That, and when I see Laura with an electric razor I'm smart enough to run and hide.

[shadowravyn]

opposable, Toph, please. It's like spelling 'emasculate' with an i.

[ddrpolaris]

d'oh, what I get for rushing and not spell checking. It's like opposition. Do you know how to edit comments made?

[shadowravyn]

You can't. Best thing, delete and re-comment. If that's your plan, remember available only has one L, too.

[ddrpolaris]

dude, double fail.

[toti_cat]

You only have two thumbs. I have twenty claws. And we've battled thrice before. And I drew first blood all three times.

[ddrpolaris]

Yet I still live, and you haven't attacked in over a year. You've gotten either soft or slow. And you still can't open the food cannister by yourself.

[toti_cat]

You live because I *allow* you to live. Because Laura yells at me if I try to kill you.

And yes, the cannister and the refrigerator and doorknobs continue to ellude me. Just you wait, though. Just. You. Wait.

[ddrpolaris]

Still haven't answered me about the haircut Mr. T. I pity the cat that looks like he has mange.

[ddrpolaris]

Well that's nice. Toti got scared away and had to have his mommy come and stick up for him. Pussy. And you know what else? Toti's voice sounds like Minnie Riperton, not Shaft.

[macropixi]

the battle of wits between man and cat... who shall win!?

[verrucaria]

Where are the pictures?!