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1. Would you prefer to rescue or be rescued?
Rescue. Rescued. Neither matters. I know either way my friends will be with me.
2. Adventure beckons. Do you need forcing, or do you leap into action?
Depends on the reason behind it. Normally Im happy to help with all but the most stupid quests.
3. The phone rings. An anonymous voice says you have one minute to get out of the house, before they come for you. What do you do?
Leave the house. Why wait for trouble?
4. If you were attacked right now by ninjapiratezombiegoblins, what would you use to defend yourself?
My luck. My timing. And the fact that the chances are I've seen them coming and I'm already behind them.
5. What form of media would best be used to commemorate your adventures (books, movies, improvised street theatre etc)?
Wanted poster...
6. What songs would be on your soundtrack?
Happy ones and Sad ones. I will leave it to the bards to decide.
7. The world is in peril from evil scientists. Only a small band of mis-matched heroes can save it. Which side are you on?
The hero's...though I am properly on first name terms with the evil doers.
8. When picking a stylish evening outfit, how much does practicality become a consideration?
Always be practical.
9. When picking a practical adventuring outfit, how much does style become a consideration?
See answer #8
10. As sexual tensions simmer during the tango, fortunes are won and lost in the casino and secrets are bought or stolen in the bar, where are you and what are you doing?
Moving from one to another over the evening. I enjoy them all.
11. How much of a team do you ideally prefer to work with, or do you usually operate alone?
Alone or with 2 or 3 competant others max generally although "line" fighting alongside the PB's is always fun.
12. What sort of future prospects would your love interest or sidekick have? Is it worth them enquiring about the pension fund?
I have no intention of letting her die before me so I would say yes.
13. Trapped in the barn and tied to a post. Your captor takes some of the tools down from the wall to sharpen, in preparation for your impending DOOM, leaving you alone for a few moments. What do you do now?
Wonder why they were touching my stuff. Then die unless my friends are as good as I believe they are and come to my rescue.
14. News of the death of your sidekick/partner/love interest reaches you by letter. How could this have happened?
Well the lightning squad would deliver it...or it would be nailed to the chest of another Lion...
15. Revenge is a dish best served how?
Carefully on the right person. I don't want the minions. I don't want the goons. I want the mind behind it who made the descision!
16. An anonymous letter invites you to a clandestine meeting. Do you go?
Give it to Giblet and get him to arrange things. Then tag along anyway for the fun of it.
17. What is the correct number of knives?
one. With the correct application you only need one.
18. What would be your perfect date?
Picnic, hills, sitting by a little babbling brook watching the day go by.
19. If the perfect date was interrupted by Zombie Apocalypse, how would you react?
Sigh then retreat. Someones got to report it to the meatshields or else they'll moan they missed it
20. Did your perfect date already include a Zombie Apocalypse before question 19? In hindsight, would you have changed your answer?
Nope.
21. Have you been on many dates which would have been improved by global armageddon?
Nope
22. How competently could you disguise yourself?
No idea. Haven't needed to yet.
23. Is there space for romance in the course of your adventures?
I think so. I hoope so.
24. How well do you cope with sudden shifts in genre and pace?
Its all fun.
25. If you could pick anywhere to have exciting adventures, where would it be?
Wherever my friends are.