Where have all the LJ Cowboys gone?
Waking up in the morning has been a drag lately
one minute you are playing a Starfox simulator with a greene condom on your dick and the next a sinus alarm clock is stabbing the roof of your mouth open and raw.
Wait, what? you thought i was telling you what has been happening to me? No sir, i said "one minute you are playing Starfox and fucking in the chair", if i were talking about myself i'd damn well say i were talking about myself.
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"I am your sink. Sexual frustration is my faucet leaking.
Dreams are the motherfucking drain-stopper plug thingy.
When you plug my shit up and the water overflows onto the floor
you better plan on mopping it up, you cum guzzlin' whore."
Now i put quotations around that puppy because it's way too rich for my blood. I don't want anybody pointing fingers at me saying i said it. I made it up, sure, but i made it up for someone else to say. I'm just tired is all, it prolly doesn't even make any real sense, and i don't even actually want to post any of this.
But bad words, naughty thoughts, and nonesense are my only friends at this hour, so i must, at the very least, pay homage to them.
Please understand.