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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kaljerico's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I put gum in _catface_'s hair (-12 points). In April I bought porn for tatteredwings69 (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-653 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
tothemadness