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[tothekolkhoz]

We got what we came for on this island and we're now setting sail towards the Bloody Bunny Battle, on Taiwan's request. Get ready to leave.

Also, Commodore, I hope you enjoyed the little present me and my comrade left for you.

[[ooc; while on the island, Russia and Natasha went out for a 'field trip' - basically they went looking for people

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ooc: I love you forever <33333

[justicereigns]

Oh yes. I'm just ecstatic. Thank-you. It makes my day when pirates slaughter each other and expect me to clean up their mess.

Hahahaha XD

[tothekolkhoz]

I would think a pile of wanted pirates would make your day, messy or not.

XD eheheheh *tortures Smoker more*

[justicereigns]

I wasn't lying, I DO prefer when pirates kill each other, saves good marines the time, trouble, and frequently, their lives. Nevertheless, I bring in my captures alive and whole. Not decapitated, dying, or bleeding to death on my doorstep.

I must say I'm surprised by your choice however. Throwing them into the ocean too sticky with risk of summoning seakings? You do realize you can't get bounties when you have one yourself, don't you?

[tothekolkhoz]

I'm not interested in the money. I just thought it'd be fun.

And it was.

1/2

[justicereigns]

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[justicereigns]

Great. I can't stand men like you. Go take your blood-lust up with the leopard bastard. At least he is rehabilitating.

[tothekolkhoz]

Oh, but it's so much more fun with you.

[justicereigns]

What? Why?

[tothekolkhoz]

Because.

[justicereigns]

Che. People need to find other marines to bother. I don't usually have time for this bullshit. I do right now unfortunately but seriously.

[tothekolkhoz]

That's none of my concern. You can just pass up the bodies presents to someone else, I won't mind.

[justicereigns]

Tsk. I had no intentions to do nothing. I've already taken the living ones to the hospital but joyfully, you were certainly thorough. And having the rest identified so their bounties will stop being circulated is another matter entirely.

[tothekolkhoz]

Have fun. I hope you enjoy yourself as much as I did.

[justicereigns]

Not even a little. No matter who the victims are, a merciless slaughter is still just that. A slaughter. Where's the justice in that?

[tothekolkhoz]

The posters said "Wanted: dead or alive".

[justicereigns]

And I'm sure the brass won't give damn but I've told you before, I don't follow absolute justice.

Yes, if you're going to go slaughter random people for fun, far better that you do it to ruthless pirates but don't expect my approval or applause.