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[tothekolkhoz]

Quite a conference that was, comrades. I'm sure many important matters were discussed, I just happen to not remember when.

Also, I am very curious about my black eye and the blood smear around my nose. I think it's broken.
Does anyone remember anything from last night?

Comments

[herotoyouall]

...You too?

[tothekolkhoz]

Ah?

[herotoyouall]

I woke up with a black eye, too!! And my face is bloated.

[tothekolkhoz]

Да? What a coincidence.

[herotoyouall]

Did we walk into the same door or something?? I get the feeling this is your fault.

[tothekolkhoz]

The ship was yours. If anything it was your fault.

[herotoyouall]

This stuff doesn't happen when you are not around, so that makes it obviously your fault!

[tothekolkhoz]

You're the only idiot in the same room when I'm around. Again, your fault.

[herotoyouall]

Your evilness presence clearly made something happen!! Definitely your fault.

1/3

[tothekolkhoz]

I certainly agree that my presence makes things happen, but I wouldn't just walk into a door.

[tothekolkhoz]

Unless...

[tothekolkhoz]

Did you shove me into a door?

[herotoyouall]

What? Why would I shove you into a door? Were you being evil or something?

[tothekolkhoz]

Because you just enjoy being retarded sometimes.

[herotoyouall]

Hey! That's not politically correct! And I wouldn't shove anybody - not even YOU - against a door without good reason.

Besides, that doesn't explain my face!

[tothekolkhoz]

That was most likely my revenge.