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[tothekiddieporn]

I have a problem.
And my problem has to do with occasional bad odor.

Ok, heres the deal.
I open a magazine I see a perfume sample.
I immediately open it and smear it all over myself.

I then realize it stinks horribly, and I smell awful for the rest of the day.

I do it all of the time.
And I did it just now.
Thanks Calvin Klein and Shop etc. Magazine, Euphoria smells GREAT.

fuck.