1st Bullet Hole

[tothegunshow]

Greetings, students.

With the recent... events that have been taking place this past week I haven't had a chance to introduce myself. I am Professor Hawkeye, your new Physical Education teacher.

I welcome anyone to take my class, however my classes do not simply involve outdoor work. There will be lessons on theories and homework will be issued on

Comments

[9_tailed_ramen]

Ehh, is there going to be swords and throwing knives and other skills? Because I'd ace it, and it's useful. I want to become the Minister for Magic, so I've got to become an Auror, so I've gotta be good at fighting, right? Yeah. When's the first class?

[battle_in_bloom]

It's PE, Naruto, not Maiming Class.

[9_tailed_ramen]

But I have to start early, Sakura-chan. ...And anyway reading back teme talked about swordfighting as well...We have to learn fighting sometime and it's PE so it's safe for Professor Hawkeye to teach it, right?

And I wouldn't maim anyone anyway, except the people who deserved it but everything's good to know if it gets me closer to becoming Minister!

[battle_in_bloom]

Why am I surrounded by boys who - why am I surrounded by boys?

...I really don't know that the ability to slice a person open is necessary to become Minister, Naruto. Tact and...subtlety seem more in order...

[9_tailed_ramen]

Huh?

Oh, I guess I have to learn those too, but fighting's more direct and easier to learn. Tact and subtlety, ehh, those kind of take a lot of time.

[impassive_eyes]

For once, Sakura, I agree with the idiot.