its the fucking superbowl!!!
who. cares. ?.
last night i was at moms house... picking up bjorn. i was a little stoned.. i admit. and as im walking bjorn outside and getting him in my car... i see this shape on the neighbors steps.. and im like 'oh shit.. that looks like half of a person!' it kind of scared me...then i was like... 'its just a bush!' ....................then it waved at me. AHHHH SHIT!! what a scare. you see. he was black as the night. and the steps were white... and... he was wearing like.. white-ish pants. and a dark shirt.... giving the illusion that he was HALF OF A PERSON! when he waved at me... i pretended i didnt notice...but of course i noticed... i was STARING at him. he probably thinks im a racist. which... i am.
ok, im not.
last night i was at moms house... picking up bjorn. i was a little stoned.. i admit. and as im walking bjorn outside and getting him in my car... i see this shape on the neighbors steps.. and im like 'oh shit.. that looks like half of a person!' it kind of scared me...then i was like... 'its just a bush!' ....................then it waved at me. AHHHH SHIT!! what a scare. you see. he was black as the night. and the steps were white... and... he was wearing like.. white-ish pants. and a dark shirt.... giving the illusion that he was HALF OF A PERSON! when he waved at me... i pretended i didnt notice...but of course i noticed... i was STARING at him. he probably thinks im a racist. which... i am.
ok, im not.