Meatball Log • 006

[totes_inventski]

[Groans quietly to himself.]

Oh man, what happened to me? I remember getting shot... twice?

[Mumbles quietly to himself]

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[asymmetriphobic]

You were shot?

[totes_inventski]

Twice I think?

[asymmetriphobic]

Do you know who shot you?

[totes_inventski]

No...

[asymmetriphobic]

I thought not.

Hmm.... sir, by chance, did you wake up at the hospital?

[totes_inventski]

Yeah. Why?

[asymmetriphobic]

...you must be...

[Sigh.]

You were killed. I... found your corpse.

[totes_inventski]

You--did?

[asymmetriphobic]

...yeah. I'm sorry.

You were burned.

Glad you've returned safely.

[totes_inventski]

I-I-I-WHAT?!

I TURNED INTO FLINT A LA MODE?!

[asymmetriphobic]

...

[Yes, this is him snickering.]

[totes_inventski]

T-THAT'S NOT FUNNY! I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS BARBECUED! I JUST REMEMBER GETTING SHOT.

[asymmetriphobic]

I apologize.

It... probably happened after you were shot, before the scientists took your body.

Sir... may I ask your name?

[totes_inventski]

The--scientists took away my body?

Ehh--you don't have to call me sir, I'm not that old. But I'm Flint, Flint Lockwood!

[asymmetriphobic]

That's what they do when you're killed. It's how you're revived.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Lockwood. I'm Death the Kid, Kid for short.

[totes_inventski]

Oh... Well, I guess that makes sense.

[Pauses.]

D-Death the Kid? Wh-what lovely name. You have...er, interesting parents to say the least. Alright then, Kid. Uhh thanks for the information.