Fanfiction ^__________^
I wrote a fanfiction. I hope everyone likes it! ♥♥♥♥♥
Title: Cafe Cabin
Author: Harley!!!
Fandom: ♥!!
Characters: Envy, Greed, Sasuke, Gaara
Rating: PG
Word Count: 566
Summary: Envy and his friends go out for lunch. ^_________^
Once upon a time there was a thing named Envy. Envy was very old and had horrendous fashion sense and his hair makes Harley die a little inside.
Despite (because of?) his questionable appearance, however, Envy had some friends. His friends were Sasuke, whose hair looked like a Farfetch'd, Gaara, who was half-Sandslash or something, and Greed, who was actually kind of hot if you looked at him from a distance but he had just the most dreadful manners.
So one day they all decided to go out for lunch together. They all went to the cafe to the north of Sand-Attack Village or whatever that village is called.
"Hi! ^__^" greeted the adorable and sexy server with gorgeous wavy purple hair. "Welcome to our cafe! We only serve Moomoo Milk though." The server seated them at a table and took their orders, but despite telling them that the diner served ONLY Moomoo Milk, they all ordered something else entirely.
"I'll have a large chocolate parfait with a cup of coffee!" Envy said.
Sasuke added, "I'll have duck l'orange."
"I'll have a plate of sand," said Gaara.
Lastly, Greed ordered, "I want EVERYTHING, BITCH!!"
Of course the cafe had none of that, but their server, who was named Harley, was SO nice he thought he'd get them what they wanted anyway! It wasn't easy (except for Gaara's order; since they were so close to Sand-Attack Village sand was quite plentiful!), but Harley was so amazing and fabulous that he got it done!
So Harley brought them their food, but Envy and his friends were rather rude and ignored all of Harley's hard work in favor of complaining about how long it had taken! Harley didn't mind, though. Their complaints slid off him like water off a Psyduck!
They all dug into their meals. Almost immediately Gaara gagged and passed out because sand isn't exactly meant for human OR EVEN SANDSLASH HYBRID consumption.
Envy suddenly looked up from his parfait, but instead of acknowledging Gaara's current situation, he said, "HEY! I never got my cup of coffee!"
"Ohh, oopsy-daisy!" Harley giggled. "I'm such a goof! I forgot to check if it was ready!" So Harley skipped off to fetch the pot of coffee.
While Harley was gone the four friends talked about how great and amazing their food was, because not only was Harley a fabulous server, he was also a fabulous CHEF! But they didn't want to compliment Harley's food in front of Harley because they were intimidated by his presence.
Finally Harley came back but he accidentally tripped and all of the boiling hot coffee spilled ALL over Envy!
"Oops! I'm sorry!" Harley apologized. "I am SUCH a klutz! ^________^"
Envy sighed, then through the blinding pain, he assured Harley, "Oh, that's okay. You're so fabulous that I forgive you!"
Well. Harley couldn't argue with that.
Finally everyone was finished eating and they played rock-paper-scissors to decide who paid the bill. Sasuke lost, so Harley gave him the bill, which was for ten billion Pokedollars. That wiped out all of the inheritence that Sasuke had but he didn't mind because the food was so good IT WAS WORTH IT.
Then they all left and Harley lived happily ever after but Greed had indigestion later that night from eating so much and then Envy and his friends were all attacked by a rabid Zangoose.
THE END.
Also, hello to all the new people! ^_______^
Title: Cafe Cabin
Author: Harley!!!
Fandom: ♥!!
Characters: Envy, Greed, Sasuke, Gaara
Rating: PG
Word Count: 566
Summary: Envy and his friends go out for lunch. ^_________^
Once upon a time there was a thing named Envy. Envy was very old and had horrendous fashion sense and his hair makes Harley die a little inside.
Despite (because of?) his questionable appearance, however, Envy had some friends. His friends were Sasuke, whose hair looked like a Farfetch'd, Gaara, who was half-Sandslash or something, and Greed, who was actually kind of hot if you looked at him from a distance but he had just the most dreadful manners.
So one day they all decided to go out for lunch together. They all went to the cafe to the north of Sand-Attack Village or whatever that village is called.
"Hi! ^__^" greeted the adorable and sexy server with gorgeous wavy purple hair. "Welcome to our cafe! We only serve Moomoo Milk though." The server seated them at a table and took their orders, but despite telling them that the diner served ONLY Moomoo Milk, they all ordered something else entirely.
"I'll have a large chocolate parfait with a cup of coffee!" Envy said.
Sasuke added, "I'll have duck l'orange."
"I'll have a plate of sand," said Gaara.
Lastly, Greed ordered, "I want EVERYTHING, BITCH!!"
Of course the cafe had none of that, but their server, who was named Harley, was SO nice he thought he'd get them what they wanted anyway! It wasn't easy (except for Gaara's order; since they were so close to Sand-Attack Village sand was quite plentiful!), but Harley was so amazing and fabulous that he got it done!
So Harley brought them their food, but Envy and his friends were rather rude and ignored all of Harley's hard work in favor of complaining about how long it had taken! Harley didn't mind, though. Their complaints slid off him like water off a Psyduck!
They all dug into their meals. Almost immediately Gaara gagged and passed out because sand isn't exactly meant for human OR EVEN SANDSLASH HYBRID consumption.
Envy suddenly looked up from his parfait, but instead of acknowledging Gaara's current situation, he said, "HEY! I never got my cup of coffee!"
"Ohh, oopsy-daisy!" Harley giggled. "I'm such a goof! I forgot to check if it was ready!" So Harley skipped off to fetch the pot of coffee.
While Harley was gone the four friends talked about how great and amazing their food was, because not only was Harley a fabulous server, he was also a fabulous CHEF! But they didn't want to compliment Harley's food in front of Harley because they were intimidated by his presence.
Finally Harley came back but he accidentally tripped and all of the boiling hot coffee spilled ALL over Envy!
"Oops! I'm sorry!" Harley apologized. "I am SUCH a klutz! ^________^"
Envy sighed, then through the blinding pain, he assured Harley, "Oh, that's okay. You're so fabulous that I forgive you!"
Well. Harley couldn't argue with that.
Finally everyone was finished eating and they played rock-paper-scissors to decide who paid the bill. Sasuke lost, so Harley gave him the bill, which was for ten billion Pokedollars. That wiped out all of the inheritence that Sasuke had but he didn't mind because the food was so good IT WAS WORTH IT.
Then they all left and Harley lived happily ever after but Greed had indigestion later that night from eating so much and then Envy and his friends were all attacked by a rabid Zangoose.
THE END.
Also, hello to all the new people! ^_______^