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[Oh hello Xatu, you are no longer a cheeto puff. You are, however, genderbent. Those who catch Xatu in human form will notice that she's very obviously a lady -- thanks to the height drop, she'd traded the usual robe-thing for a green zip-up. No eye-boobs, sorry.]
...Allow me to apologize for my behavior over the past few days. My condition was no excuse for my behavior. Guy, Miss Blacky, I believe I owe you two apologies more than anyone else. Please disregard anything I said; my childish sense of humour was clearly out of line in both cases.
Lash, Scyther, Ho-oh... thank you for taking care of me. I still look forward to getting together sometime, Ho-oh.
Dear Melissa,
Goodness, it's never a dull moment with you. I'm sorry to hear that your online dating experience got off to a rough start, but at least you came away with an amusing tale about LARPing for the first date. I'm sure you were a brilliant elf paladin. I'm sure you've already had your first date with that other fellow -- forgive me, but I seem to have misplaced your last letter and his name evades me -- by now, so I hope your reply bears good news. If anyone deserves happiness, Melissa, it's you.
I had a rather interesting experience with getting in touch with my inner child this week. I cringe to think of all the sweets I binged on. I should know by now that it's not worth the guilt afterwards. Then again... I did a lot of indulging in temptations that I should be above. I'm not proud of the child I used to be, and I'd prefer to keep my past in my past. I doubt that's an experience I'll be reliving again.
It was rather nice to be so coddled by everyone around me. Simply being held, or being allowed to perch on someone... I suppose this was more of a second childhood than a reliving of the past. Perhaps if childhood had really been as carefree as that was, I would not have minded reverting so much. ...I had no idea I was ticklish until somebody tickled me for the first time. I know you must be imagining your Xatu laughing, and I know how absurd it looks. Needless to say, I sincerely doubt there will be much more tickling in my future.
I know I must be piquing your curiosity, but I assure you that the details about the past few days are unbelievable at best. You know me; I thrive off being enigmatic.
And now that I've left you suitably confused, perhaps it's best I cut this letter off. Give my regards to your Ambipom.
Faithfully yours,
Xatu
...Allow me to apologize for my behavior over the past few days. My condition was no excuse for my behavior. Guy, Miss Blacky, I believe I owe you two apologies more than anyone else. Please disregard anything I said; my childish sense of humour was clearly out of line in both cases.
Lash, Scyther, Ho-oh... thank you for taking care of me. I still look forward to getting together sometime, Ho-oh.
Dear Melissa,
Goodness, it's never a dull moment with you. I'm sorry to hear that your online dating experience got off to a rough start, but at least you came away with an amusing tale about LARPing for the first date. I'm sure you were a brilliant elf paladin. I'm sure you've already had your first date with that other fellow -- forgive me, but I seem to have misplaced your last letter and his name evades me -- by now, so I hope your reply bears good news. If anyone deserves happiness, Melissa, it's you.
I had a rather interesting experience with getting in touch with my inner child this week. I cringe to think of all the sweets I binged on. I should know by now that it's not worth the guilt afterwards. Then again... I did a lot of indulging in temptations that I should be above. I'm not proud of the child I used to be, and I'd prefer to keep my past in my past. I doubt that's an experience I'll be reliving again.
It was rather nice to be so coddled by everyone around me. Simply being held, or being allowed to perch on someone... I suppose this was more of a second childhood than a reliving of the past. Perhaps if childhood had really been as carefree as that was, I would not have minded reverting so much. ...I had no idea I was ticklish until somebody tickled me for the first time. I know you must be imagining your Xatu laughing, and I know how absurd it looks. Needless to say, I sincerely doubt there will be much more tickling in my future.
I know I must be piquing your curiosity, but I assure you that the details about the past few days are unbelievable at best. You know me; I thrive off being enigmatic.
And now that I've left you suitably confused, perhaps it's best I cut this letter off. Give my regards to your Ambipom.
Faithfully yours,
Xatu