Guess it's been awhile..
A lot of different little things have been going on lately...a lot to do with Richard. But I don't have time to write about everything, so I won't. I just wanted to get on and post this little poem that Mandi L. gave me, cause it makes me laugh everytime I read it...hope it does the same for you!
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true to friendship:
1. When you are sad- I will help get your drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard that made you sad
2. When you are blue- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
3. When you smile- I will know you finally got laid
4. When you are scared- I will rag on you about it every chance I get
5. When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining
6. When you are confused- I will use little words
7. When you are sick- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have
8. When you fall- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass
This is my oath.. I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask. Because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.