Dec 12, 2006 16:02
My parents got a divorce so i started smokin hash
got a line of blow to snort
that i bought with mommy's cash
lost my virginity to a girl i didn't have to kiss
doctor told me a week later
that i've acquired syphilis
they say i have the power to do anything i want
but what the fuck do i know
i'm just spoiled ass little snot (and i love it!)
oh well
oh well
ain't that how it goes
oh yeah
you know
ain't that just so cool
i got six hundred frineds on myspace and it's hard to choose a top eight
five hundred ninety three don't know me by name
they just know me has tragic underscore lies and fate
if i gave a shit about anything i'd probably be really scared
but i got youth group tonight
so you know, i gotta find something to wear
cause everything i have is just so cool in hip
it's the coolest trend n all and everybody's doing it
but scarfs will be outta style and it'll be total shit
oh well
oh well
ain't that how it goes
oh yeah
you know
ain't that just so cool
becasue we're generation
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Yeah who cares about poverty, and global warming,
genocide, AIDS, and suicide bombs
i just care about gettin by without a job
hey anyone else remember anything that happened before we were born
cause we can make cool again call it retro
and become trend-setting whores
we can talk you know like it's nineteen eighty three
while wearing something we got from our mom
that they bought in the seventies
we can dig herbal medicines than fill the room with a toxic haze
we can go on youtube
and search all damn day
we can know some meth heads and some heroin freaks
we don't even after to shower
after eight long weeks
we can go to a show and see the local band
where the singer doesn't have a voice
but because they tried n we'll give em a hand
we can talk about death and all that other gloomy shit
we can talk about that, one chick, man
i think she called herself beth
we can create a word and post it on our blog
maybe it'll become real hip
and it'll be an inside for everyone
maybe we can tip the bottle and become stupid jerks
and spread our crotch rot
Oh until it hurts!
oh well
oh well
ain't that how it goes
oh yeah
you know
ain't that just so cool
becasue we're generation
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