Devolution - you may want to read this.

Dec 06, 2006 17:21

I started looking at relationships between us humans and somthing came to mind that i never really thought about before. They teach us in school and many believe that humas evolved from monkeys. Not chimps or gorillas but monkeys, monkeys that no longer walk the earth. My theory now is that maybe monkeys evolved from humans and all theory is backwards. Here's my support:

One, Man has made things so difficult and convuluted (i.e. technology) to make their lives easier. Monkey's use sticks leaves and bannanas to make their lives easier. The fact that they have productive lives and are able to act intelligently and soically adequate in their respected communities with such simple things tells me that all "progress" made by humans not only futher distances ourselves from what we refer to as primal but also to any possibility of evolving into a better more constructive race.

Monkeys are also physically capable of more strength per square inch and are far more coordinated than humans. This tells me that monkeys are being born bred for defense and to make their lives better and adaptable to their enviroment. Man is weak. Man has to struggle and waste countless hours, days, weeks, months and sometimes years to stay in shape and to become physicallt fit, something monkeys are born with. Man also has to construct things to make his life easier and help him adapt to his enviroment where a monkey thrives in his enivroment becuase it knows how to out of instinct.

Humans are born with little to no hair. As a human prgresses through life eventually the hair becomes longer and thicker, than on to puberty where hair in areas like the pubic region, armpits, back, ass (for some) and in other areas surronding the body begin to grow. Monkeys are born with their thick hair that stays close to the same length their entire lifes. Yes human's hair growth is evolving and growing but i argue that the monkey is so evolved that the need for their hair to grow is not essential to their survival so they evolved to keep it hte length it is.

Monkeys also communicate better. Humans go into long diatribes and arguments and argue, over and over and over and over again consistantly to prove that they think they are right. Humans develop evidence and support and relate everything to their purpose. Monkeys bare their teeth to show aggression than throw their own feces. Is that not easier, therefore more evolved?

Monkeys, my friends, are what we dream to become.
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