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[totalvirility]

OK, so I have this problem: I keep coming up with ideas for LJ posts, but then I figure "Wait, I can't write that, until I've written this other, bigger thing that I was going to write...at some point

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[klingrap]

If you tell me where there are naked pix of you on the internet, I will tell you where there are naked pix of me on the internet.

[tasteetriceps]

Tell me too, and i'll inform you as soon as naked i am also on the Internet.

[totalvirility]

I refuse to believe you spent an entire week at Burning Man and there are not already naked pictures of you on the internet.

[tasteetriceps]

I'm confident there are plenty of half-nakeds up from the Critical Tits ride, although i haven't found them yet, but neither of you would likely be able to pick me out of a crowd without bribing me.

[totalvirility]

So far, just floating around the in-boxes of more people than I'd realized. I got really, really drunk on this island and went skinny dipping with some people, and the cameras were flying more than I'd realized, and now the pictures have been forwarded all around and about.

Oh, well. If only I didn't have such an unbelievable farmer's tan, and it wasn't so damned distinct in the flash pictures.

And if only the cold ocean didn't have such unflattering results on the privates.

C'est la vie!