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My Friends Only Like Shit

Jul 10, 2003 11:49

OK, here's the deal: Do any New Yorkers who might chance to read this Live Journal today want to go to a movie with me tonight ( Read more... )

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nuncstans July 10 2003, 14:58:16 UTC

I would go with you, totalvirility, but anthrochica voted against.

lapsedmodernist July 10 2003, 15:13:48 UTC

oh my god, would everyone please give me a fucking break?

i am having a REALLY SHITTY DAY OKAY? REALLY REALLY SHITTY SHITTY DAY.

nuncstans, don't be pullin' that kindergarten crap, "oh, i would go with you, totalvirility, but am impeded by anthrochica"
you said you did not care on way or another...

i am sorry, i am not up for watching 15 men named Frank navigate their way through Helsinki at the moment. i am in a state of mind where i need to be able to distinguish between my characters with ease so re-reify my faith in individuality and the value thereof.

nuncstans July 10 2003, 15:42:50 UTC

On the contrary, anthrochica, watching 15 men named Frank navigate their way through Helsinki is exactly what you need. You need to take a lesson in self-medication. Anything Finnish may taste bad, but it's good for you.

revisionist history lapsedmodernist July 10 2003, 15:44:21 UTC

oh really, nuncstans ?

i guess you are the expert on THAT.

although i thought it was the other way around...

Re: revisionist history nuncstans July 10 2003, 15:46:29 UTC

Shit, you're right. Never mind. I take it all back. All of it.

Finnish things are ergonomic yet ultimately destructive and possibly fatal.

Like the Aeron chair that in clinical studies turns the human body into a smushed potato.

Re: revisionist history lapsedmodernist July 10 2003, 15:48:13 UTC

i believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming text.

although, i suppose with your experience with ergonomic, yet, in the final analysis definitely non-user-friendly Finnish things, you are totally entitled, just like totalvirility is totally virile.

Re: revisionist history nuncstans July 10 2003, 15:51:07 UTC

Fshhhhyeah-ah.

Entitled to an Aeron chair?

Re: revisionist history lapsedmodernist July 10 2003, 15:54:20 UTC

is it a Cruel Chair?

Aeron chair sounds like something from the Lord of the Rings catalogue. perhaps you would be better off with an Enron chair?

Re: revisionist history nuncstans July 10 2003, 15:57:33 UTC

No. It's a very expensive chair for a very contorted back.
But wait, let me finnish, ha ha. My experience was with a half-finn, so it was like all the cod liver oil and none of the vitamins.

Re: revisionist history lapsedmodernist July 10 2003, 15:58:47 UTC

why, does a cod fish have only half a fin?

ha-ha-HAHA.

Re: revisionist history nuncstans July 10 2003, 16:02:02 UTC

No, but a half-finn has AT MOST only half a fish (logically) so anything you're getting about a cod fish is just a fallacy of the converse. Which, by the way, has no fins.

Re: revisionist history lapsedmodernist July 10 2003, 16:03:38 UTC

that's some weird unlogic with the hubris of uberlogic. the only conjecture between the two i am prepared to accept is that both the half-fin and the half-Finn are cold-blooded and bony.

Re: revisionist history nuncstans July 10 2003, 16:04:58 UTC

F'shizzle. Fair enough. And cruel, too.

Re: revisionist history lapsedmodernist July 10 2003, 16:06:13 UTC

like the shoes, brining us a full circle, or at least a full ellipse.

FINi.

wanna go eat?

Re: revisionist history nuncstans July 10 2003, 16:07:16 UTC

Let's go.

WAIT! nuncstans July 10 2003, 16:09:01 UTC

You know nothing about fish, fins, the Finns or halvsies. Fuck you all, and I mean it.

-The Fin

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