On Hold...
So, I'm TRYING to get my health insurance going from the Papa, and I've been hold for at least 15 minutes, waiting for "the next available representive to take my call"...but it's okay, I guess, cause all they're playing on the hold music is Frank Sinatra and Louis Armstrong...It could be worse. So, I got to the Deli right around the corner from our place last night, and there's a group of about 10 or so "ghetto thugs" inside and outside the place. Fake Bling chains, flight jackets, the whole 9 yards...so i go in, say hi to the people that own the deli, get my shit, pay for it, and turn to walk out when 1 of the kids crawls across the floor and slaps my foot and goes "what the fuck kinda shoes is them?". So I'm like, "they're Chuck Taylors.". And Thug's like "Fucken bitch, dirty ass shoes and shit..." So I'm like, "Oh, nice high top Reeboks, yer cool". Thug goes "Yeah, they Reeboks"...so I continue to walk out the door, to my car, and the thugs follow me...Same thug goes "I'm gonna beat you w/ this chain, you fucken bitch" and swings his fake bling bling. So I'm like, "oh, yeah? I'll beat yer fucking head in with a bat you motherfucker" and he goes "fuck you bitch" So, I'm thinking ok, this kid's a pussy, and isn't gonna do shit, but ya never know, so I open my car door, grab my big as hell maglite flashlight that i use when i deliver, and step out of the car and back onto the sidewalk, weilding the flashight, and go " what now bitch, I will beat your motherfucking brains in, you will be in the gutter so fucking fast"...so 1 of the thugs friends is like, "you ain't mad at me right?" and I'm like "nah, just the kid in the gray jacket, what now pussy. You're not so tough now, eh? Motherfucken fake ass thug, punk motherfucker" So the kid just stands there, stunned, and I laugh, get into my car and leave. I hate Collingswood, and fake thugs. Fucken kids need to learn some manners. and I know they were giving the owners of the deli a hard time too, which is just not cool. I don't know if I would have reacted the same way if i wasn't in the health-situation that I'm in, but hey, i ain't just looking out for me now...motherfuckers. I hope he gets made fun of by his friends for getting punked out by a girl...