You can tell you're addicted to cross stitch when....

[totallytragedy]

.... your mother buys you a new shirt. You look at the shiny diamond-like buttons on it and think, "Hmm... wouldn't one of those look great sewn into the center of a biscornu!"

Heh... I don't think mom would be very happy with me if I cut the buttons off...

I can only hope that I get a stain on it. lol.