Jul 16, 2005 15:10
I have come up with a simple yet ingenius plan on motivating yourself to go to work.
Instructions:
On the drive to the dreadful hell, tell yourself that when you arrive you are aloud one snickers bar out of the vending machine. Ask whomever is near for the 70 cents that is needed. Buy the bar, sit, and enjoy the gooey goodness!
p.s. If you are allergic to peanuts, I am sorry your s.o.l.