This made me giggle!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, totallyshazbot sent to me...
Twelve apunknamedaprils drumming
Eleven afflackashs piping
Ten melon_breads a-leaping
Nine dinnydidits dancing
Eight elputtygatos a-milking
Seven eleanorrigbys a-swimming
Six cosmetics a-drawing
Five blu-u-u-ues
Four tattoos
Three mac cosmetics
Two video games
...and an art in an anthropology.