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Ive been in mexico for a week and its been spictacular. Mexicans are a tiny, magical people. id never been waverunnign before and its so awesome. i like to pretend im james bond and my mission is to save seals by looking at them, and i do! i come home tomorrow, where i can masturbate comfortably in my own bed. so if you want to throw a welcome back party for me you should. and if you didnt even know i was gone, i hate you and wish cancer of the anus upon you. I hope though, that my anus cancer wish doesnt stop you from coming to my welcome home party that someone is totally gonna throw!
ive been reading the new david sedaris book while laying on the beach and its fantastic. a must read for all people who by groceries on occasion! and if you dont feel like reading it, well tuff negroes! you have to.
ive been reading the new david sedaris book while laying on the beach and its fantastic. a must read for all people who by groceries on occasion! and if you dont feel like reading it, well tuff negroes! you have to.