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[totallynot]

I can't believe how many people actually get into this hallmark holiday.

[She's open. But if you're not Haruki be prepared for the consequences if you claim her lol D:

EDIT: Gotta rate this as like NC-17 or something lol Even if both characters involved are under 17]

Comments

[god_is_a_dude]

[He's already been claimed... by a loli, lol. So this dount' count, but he had to say it--]

I still expect chocolate!

1/2

[totallynot]

...

2/2

[totallynot]

Just don't expect it to be homemade.

[god_is_a_dude]

Why not?

[totallynot]

As long as you're getting your chocolate, why should it matter?

[god_is_a_dude]

'Cus it's more meaningful when it's home-made, obviously!

[totallynot]

I don't really celebrate this 'holiday', so I don't know the first thing about making chocolate.

[god_is_a_dude]

...But you're a chick. You had to've given chocolate to boys all through middle school. Crushes and such?

[totallynot]

[Nothing she's going to admit to you, Haruki] Not really.

[god_is_a_dude]

Yeah, bet you never had a boyfriend what with how flat you are...

[totallynot]

There ARE guys who don't care about a girl's chest size, for your information.

[god_is_a_dude]

In middle school? Only fruits or desperate ones.

[totallynot]

In middle school most girls are still developing anyway. Not everyone is a freak of nature like Itsuko.

[god_is_a_dude]

I dated plenty of 'em, particularly in the later years. Real fun to squish.

[totallynot]

I'm sure you're going to make some lucky girl very happy someday.

[god_is_a_dude]

[Ouch]

...Right.