In an attempt to do something positive and productive, I dragged out the sewing machine and did this:
The green ones on the left are for His Lordship. Mine are the two on the right. The middle ones are for the kiddos; cow prints for The Heir and his girl and zebra for The Spare.
I think I have this down now and can make the ties from fabric as I've run out of shoelaces and binding. I'm debating whether I'll make more. They aren't sanctioned for hospital use, but they will be fine for walking, grocery store runs, and the like.
Hmm, maybe a sewing tag?