so, one of the best episodes of the simpsons was just on.

Aug 02, 2005 17:35

so this episode was amazing. lisa became president, and skinner had her sign a paper to get rid of arts and music in school.


kent brockman - today, professional buttinsky, michale moore arived on the scene
michael moore- kids who dont get to take music and art are 10% more likely to become chronically unemployed, and apear in one of my movies.
kent- where did you get that statistic?
michael moore - your mother!

zombie - zombie eat brains but zombie can not swallow this injustice

bart- lisa is a nut, she has a rubber butt. every time she turns around it goes putt putt.

otto - well, i guess this story has a happy ending after all, just like my last masage.

homer- im not driving 45 minutes a day, you cant go to that school
lisa- but this is my dream
homer- why cant you have a noormal dream like being an olympic figure skater?
lisa- ok let me take figure skating
homer- are you crazy? im not getting up at 6:30 every morning so you can prance around a frozen pond and think your better than me
lisa- then what can i be?
homer- i dunno, what about a horse whisperer
lisa- ok
homer- over my dead body
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