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Jul 08, 2004 00:45

so i came up with a list of things that would make a better investment of 87 billion dollars than starting a war:

1] Cure for cancer, aids, tasax (sp), asthma ect.
2] Bulldozing of all McDonlads fast food places b/c their food tastes bad
3] A new president
4] Bringing back the beatles from the dead
5] More ham cuz im all out
6] Teleportation
7] Less noisy chip bags
8] The searching for and destroying of all illegal drugs in the US
9] A faster way to get through the DMV
10] Alternate fuel sources
11] A way to get rid of john kerry
12] I hate liberals
13] Airplanes that dont blow up
14] Cars that dont suck
15] Getting rid of texas
16] De-contamination of well water in florida
17] Reconstructive surgury for more than half the people on buddy pic
18] Computers that read your mind so you dont have to type
19] Making florida not a shithole period
20] Dogs that wash themselves
21] A cure for B.O.
22] Hover cars
23] A new james bond movie
24] The deportation of all illegal immigrants
25] Moving alaska away from canada
26] Nationial isolation
27] A cure for rumbly stomachs
28] The jailing of parents that let their 7 year olds dress like sluts
29] Better public schools
30] Instant drying paint
31] Music that isnt bad
32] A new godzilla vs. somthing movie with horrible dubbing
33] new pink floyd songs
34] Un-stealable bikes
35] Movie theaters that arent devoted to playing only spiderman
36] An easier way to get chicks
37] New episodes of Pete and Pete and Ren and Stimpy
38] A better law about how long you have to have your permit in florida
39] A belt sander
40] EFFECTIVE tylynol
41] An easier way to change the color scheme on my live journal so i dont have to bother kristen to do it
42] Guitar straps that dont fall off
43] A cheaper jimmy page signature les paul
44] Automatic scratch-itchers
45] De-asshole'ing people
46] A time machine so i can live in the 80's
47] A new-wave girl
48] Underwear with built in odor eaters for jock stink
49] Lasar pimple removal
50] Force fields
51] Miracle grow for hair
52] Cheaper Mrs.Fields cookies
53] The hormones that your body produces when you sleep in pill form so you dont have to sleep
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