Twelfth Decay 〰 [Text]

[totallygaaay]

I know the last thing ya all want is to hear from the likes of me but I got some apologies to hand out. I don't remember everyone I attacked, so if you don't get anything from me, just say so. I also don't know everyone's names of who I attacked, but I'm gonna try my best to list ya.

Here it goes:

Comments

[manipul8mind]

........
Three things.

One: Fuck you.

Two: Who the fuck is America?

Three: My name is Vriska, 8itch, and if I see you again I will put you on the verge of death.
8ut I won't actually kill you or else John will kick me out.

[totallygaaay]

One: Is that all ya trolls can say?

Two: America is the hero!

Three: Pleasure to meet ya, Vriska! I don't think ya could kill me anyway but I guess you could try! I won't hold it against ya!!

[manipul8mind]

If I didn't have this damn chip I would 8e a8le to 8eat you from here to the remains of Alternia and 8ack several times.

And that doesn't tell me who the fuck America is!

[totallygaaay]

Ya realize I have no idea where Alternia is, right?

I told ya! He's the hero who caught me and saved the city!! He's the coolest!!!

[Yes, he is just messing with you about America. It amuses him.]

[manipul8mind]

All you need to know is it's a long fucking way away.
Therefore it hurt to have your ass kicked there and 8ack several times.

[totallygaaay]

I figured THAT much.

Are all ya trolls so angry all the time?

[manipul8mind]

No.
8ut even the inkling of your presence within one hundred megayears of me pisses me the fuck off.

[totallygaaay]

Can ya try to use more human words? I'm gettin' tired of decoding your sentences.

You're mad, get it. What do ya want me to do about it?

[manipul8mind]

I am using your stupid human language, and it's a pain in the ass.

And what I want you to do a8out it?
Go jump off a fucking cliff.
Launch yourself into space.
I don't care.
Just get as far the fuck away from me as possi8le and stay there.

[totallygaaay]

Ya will have to take that up with America... since I can't go anywhere without him. Ha ha!

[manipul8mind]

Then get him to put on your leash
So he can drag you off like some wriggler
And he can tie you to a tree in the middle of fucking nowhere
And leave you there forever.

[totallygaaay]

Put on my leash?

Heh! I didn't expect ya to be kinky! I'll let him know what ya said!!