Twelfth Decay 〰 [Text]

[totallygaaay]

I know the last thing ya all want is to hear from the likes of me but I got some apologies to hand out. I don't remember everyone I attacked, so if you don't get anything from me, just say so. I also don't know everyone's names of who I attacked, but I'm gonna try my best to list ya.

Here it goes:

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[yourgoddamnit]

FUCK YOU.

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[totallygaaay]

Ya, I kind-of expected to hear that.

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[yourgoddamnit]

THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS I GIVE ABOUT YOUR HALF-ASSED APOLOGY IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO HOW MANY INTELLIGENT THOUGHTS GAMZEE HAS ON A DAILY BASIS.
THAT IS TO SAY:
NONE.
I WOULD APPLAUD YOUR EFFORTS IN PROBABLY ACQUIRING SEVERAL KISMESISES THROUGH THIS
EXCEPT YOU ARE PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE ALMOST CERTAINLY RETARDED.
YOU ARE AN INSINCERE PSYCHOPATHIC DOUCHE BAG
AND YOU ARE A DIME A FUCKING DOZEN.
CONGRATS.
YOU ARE THE BYPRODUCT OF WHAT SLITHERED OUT OF VRISKA'S LOAD GAPER.
YOU ARE A WASTE OF LIFE
AND I HATE YOU.

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[totallygaaay]

Ya. I can't say you're too wrong there.

You don't have to like me or anything. I just thought I'd say sorry.

Are you the one I barfed on or was that the other one?

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[yourgoddamnit]

I LIKE VERY FEW PEOPLE.
WERE IT NOT FOR THIS, I WOULD BE MOSTLY APATHETIC TO YOU.
BUT NO.
NOW YOU ARE JUST ONE MORE VIOLENT SOCIOPATH I'M ACQUAINTED WITH.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I
A MAGNET FOR HOMOCIDAL BITCHES?

...THAT WAS ME.
YOU OWE ME CLEANING PRODUCTS.
AND A SHIRT TO BORROW.

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[totallygaaay]

If ya are always this way, I can see why most people wouldn't like ya back. But, I mean, maybe ya just upset right now just like how I was just crazy for a little while. I can't tell.

[Are you retarded, Karkat? He'll just give you hoodie-shorts or something.]

I can do that but you'll have to come pick the stuff up since I can't leave or anything.

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[yourgoddamnit]

NO YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M PRETTY MUCH A CONSTANTLY ORNERY BASTARD
ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS INSANE THAN MY FRIENDS
AND FUCKWORDS FALL OUT OF MY SEEDFLAP LIKE BLOOD FROM A SKEWERED WHALE.
I'M NOT LIKABLE BUT SHIT,
NO TROLL REALLY IS.
IT'S HOW WE ARE.
I'M NOT GOING TO DENY IT OR MAKE ANY EXCUSES.

[ Trolls are notoriously fashion stupid. He wouldn't especially care. ]

YES THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA.
LET ME JUST WALK RIGHT UP TO THE RAINBOW DRINKER WHO DECIDED TO MAKE A MEAL OUT OF ME.

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[totallygaaay]

Ya! That's cool that ya admit to it!! Ha ha!!!

[Tatsumi laughs, so amused.]

What? ya think I'm going to suck your blood again? I wouldn't suck your blood if ya were the last things alive in the city! It's not really my thing to throw up after each meal!!

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[yourgoddamnit]

IT'S PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH MORE THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS.

WAIT
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BLOOD?

[ now he's just worried that there's something fucked up about his mutant blood or that it's different than all other troll blood w;A;w ]

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[totallygaaay]

Ya! 'Cause it's disgusting! It just tastes terrible. I'd have to be a complete moron to try drinking that again!!!

I'm still brushing my teeth trying to get rid of the flavor!

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[yourgoddamnit]

THAT COULD BE GOOD.
MAYBE.
AT LEAST I'M NOT THE IDEAL MEAL FOR RAINBOW DRINKERS.
IS IT SIGNIFICANTLY DIFFERENT THAN VRISKA'S AND ERIDAN'S?

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[totallygaaay]

Ya! As long as they don't like medicine-flavored blood, you're all set!

Not really. Yours had a more of that horrible cherry cough-syrup flavor but really potent... like, worse than any medicine I've ever had.

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[yourgoddamnit]

CHERRY.
OF COURSE IT DID.
FUCK.
DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE FLAVOR
OR ELSE I WILL JAM MY BLOODY FIST DOWN YOUR GULLET UNTIL MY BLOOD IS FOREVER INFUSED INTO YOUR TASTE BUDS.

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[totallygaaay]

Why not? Is cherry blood, like, banned from trolldom or somethin?

Ya! That's a pretty decent threat!! I'm surprised!!!

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[yourgoddamnit]

MORE OR LESS, YES.

SURPRISED?
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I'M ALSO MORE THAN DECENT AT DELIVERING THEM.
SO YOU BEST FUCKING REMEMBER MY HATEFUL WORDS OR I SWEAR
YOU WILL TASTE NOTHING BUT ME FOR ALL ETERNITY.
ALL KARKAT
ALL THE TIME.
ASSUME THAT I WILL AN ASSORTMENT OF OTHER TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOU SHOULD YOU DEFY ME.
I WILL LIST THEM IN DETAIL IF YOU SO WISH.
OTHERWISE I'LL LEAVE IT TO YOUR IMAGINATION.

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[totallygaaay]

Ha ha! Ya! I got ya!

No, keep going! I love hearing about me demise!!

[Or rather, he finds this troll's rambling most amusing]