poem time
1: The Coolest Girl
Melissa you're amazing
and really cool
You're the only reason
I ever liked school
You make me smile
and make me happy
without you
my day is crappy
You don't like drugs
because their bad
i used to do them
and make you mad
But it's cool now
cause I'm drug free
with you I'm happy
as can be
2: 3 ft for jesus
I remember back
when I would sit in class
there would be one phrase
that would make me feel like an ass
It always came unexpected
and at the worst occasion
and so far I've only heard it from
the one girl who's amazing
CHORUS:3 ft for Jesus
making me stay back for a while
three ft for jesus
an enemy of pedophiles
three ft for jesus
leaving me lonely and high
three ft for jesus
makes me wonder why I try
Everytime in Stegall's
or even in Mrs. C
There were always those 4 words
that could bring me to my knees
So I'd try hard to avoid them
but even still they'd arrive
I can still hear them to this day
stabbing my hopes and dreams with knives
3: Last Day of First Semester
It's been the most anticipated
and most feared day of my life
where I lose my inhibitions
and am left with utter strife
Even Adam, Mark, and Blakely
no matter who it could be
there's only one person
I really want to see
Chrous: Today's an awful day
None could compare to this one
It's the worst day of my life
cause it's my last time with Melissa
Even chilling out with Stegall
and tripping out on some robo
Won't make me any happier
cause I'm gonna have to go
And I had warned myself
ever since last December
but it's still the saddest feeling
that I can really remember
Chorus
And from 8:00
all the way to 3:15
I can't ever remember
a more tragic scene
4: Why I Hate Earth Science
EVerytime I came to earth science
I'd start to realize
That as unfortunate as it is
I've gotten soap in my eyes
I try to move
and be stealthy as can be
but that bitch always spots me
that lesbo Mrs. C
Chorus: And she said
"Nelson I'm sorry I hate machismo"
and I had to tell her
that I'd never go
So with every passing day
I spent more time in ISS
Keeping me away from Melissa
because she's the very best
No matter what the offense
No matter how trite
you're always the criminal
against that old bull dyke
Chorus
So they tried a warning
and they tried a detention
they even went all the way
to a suspension
But I didn't ever quit
cause there was no way
to keep me from Melissa
on any given day
5: Socks
One day I got money
from a certain beaner
there was a girl who needed socks
from the first day I seen her
So I went down Secrest Shortcut
took the long walk to wal-mart
and walked out with 2 pairs of socks
and robo in my cart
Chorus: EVen though you don't
put socks on your feet
you're the coolest girl
i ever did meet
Melissa you're the coolest
but I remember on the day
I was gonna give you your socks
you were away
So I was sad for awhile
but then it was cool
cause I got up on the countertop
and started singing about you
Chorus
6: Bannana Penguin Root Beer
Melissa you're so awesome
and amazing and rad
when I'm not with you
it makes me sad
and sometimes it takes days
before we get to speak
and in my opinion
that's really weak
Chorus: Melissa we should talk
a lot more than we do
cause I'm always happy
when I'm with you
I was hoping we could chill
on my least favorite day 4/20
but you're hibernating
so it makes me feel shitty
I miss you so much
like no one before
I'd really enjoy
being around you more
Chorus
Melissa you're amazing
and really cool
You're the only reason
I ever liked school
You make me smile
and make me happy
without you
my day is crappy
You don't like drugs
because their bad
i used to do them
and make you mad
But it's cool now
cause I'm drug free
with you I'm happy
as can be
2: 3 ft for jesus
I remember back
when I would sit in class
there would be one phrase
that would make me feel like an ass
It always came unexpected
and at the worst occasion
and so far I've only heard it from
the one girl who's amazing
CHORUS:3 ft for Jesus
making me stay back for a while
three ft for jesus
an enemy of pedophiles
three ft for jesus
leaving me lonely and high
three ft for jesus
makes me wonder why I try
Everytime in Stegall's
or even in Mrs. C
There were always those 4 words
that could bring me to my knees
So I'd try hard to avoid them
but even still they'd arrive
I can still hear them to this day
stabbing my hopes and dreams with knives
3: Last Day of First Semester
It's been the most anticipated
and most feared day of my life
where I lose my inhibitions
and am left with utter strife
Even Adam, Mark, and Blakely
no matter who it could be
there's only one person
I really want to see
Chrous: Today's an awful day
None could compare to this one
It's the worst day of my life
cause it's my last time with Melissa
Even chilling out with Stegall
and tripping out on some robo
Won't make me any happier
cause I'm gonna have to go
And I had warned myself
ever since last December
but it's still the saddest feeling
that I can really remember
Chorus
And from 8:00
all the way to 3:15
I can't ever remember
a more tragic scene
4: Why I Hate Earth Science
EVerytime I came to earth science
I'd start to realize
That as unfortunate as it is
I've gotten soap in my eyes
I try to move
and be stealthy as can be
but that bitch always spots me
that lesbo Mrs. C
Chorus: And she said
"Nelson I'm sorry I hate machismo"
and I had to tell her
that I'd never go
So with every passing day
I spent more time in ISS
Keeping me away from Melissa
because she's the very best
No matter what the offense
No matter how trite
you're always the criminal
against that old bull dyke
Chorus
So they tried a warning
and they tried a detention
they even went all the way
to a suspension
But I didn't ever quit
cause there was no way
to keep me from Melissa
on any given day
5: Socks
One day I got money
from a certain beaner
there was a girl who needed socks
from the first day I seen her
So I went down Secrest Shortcut
took the long walk to wal-mart
and walked out with 2 pairs of socks
and robo in my cart
Chorus: EVen though you don't
put socks on your feet
you're the coolest girl
i ever did meet
Melissa you're the coolest
but I remember on the day
I was gonna give you your socks
you were away
So I was sad for awhile
but then it was cool
cause I got up on the countertop
and started singing about you
Chorus
6: Bannana Penguin Root Beer
Melissa you're so awesome
and amazing and rad
when I'm not with you
it makes me sad
and sometimes it takes days
before we get to speak
and in my opinion
that's really weak
Chorus: Melissa we should talk
a lot more than we do
cause I'm always happy
when I'm with you
I was hoping we could chill
on my least favorite day 4/20
but you're hibernating
so it makes me feel shitty
I miss you so much
like no one before
I'd really enjoy
being around you more
Chorus