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After I poured a beer can full of water over his head and sprinted down the block cying, I ran into Alex Rossman on a Segway. "You always seem to have the coolest scooters," I said, trying to seem casual about the encounter. "Yeah, thanks," Rossman said, "I hopped on my other scooter all the way up to the Lodge just so I could ride it down". And with that, he hopped a few feet on his segway and took off down the hill.