and you thought your manga author sucked
.... Nice gloves, Setsuna.
once upon a time there was a princess named setsuna but everyone called him setsu-chan cause he was so cute and sparkly. he sat upon his throan of roses and lillies and he looked so pretty that all the angels in the kingdom went to go look at him and behold him. He wore white robes with a purple shawl thing over his lithe perfect body and his hair was supple and brown.
He wore gloves and stuff, too. He looked like a sailor scout only he had better legs and he was way prettier. all the men in the kindom wanteded him but he wasn't interested in any of them cause he was in lovev wit pince Sara but prince Sara had killed herself because she wasn't pretty. they burned the corpse and then tossed it off the mountain and neevr thought about her agin.
in the streets lived a really handsom man named kira. He had jetback hair and eyes that were dakr than night. He was poor and lived in an abandoned warehouse with a bunch of other street punks. he had an old girlfriend named alexiel but she was thrown off a cliff for trying to become a man with surgery, that was against the law.
he always wore blaack leather and he was goffick and he loved MCR and LP and Good Charrlotte (OMG BEST BAND EVERRR!!! RIGHT STACY?? STACY UR READING THIS RIGHT!?) and had lots of girls but he never got any satisfaction from thims. one day the princess went out for a walk in the streets in her white lacy gown and kira saw her and fell in love at first sight.
princess setsu-chan went back to her room and rested in her bed and lounged in her white lacy clothing. The door openeded and she looked up, "isthat you katou?" katou was Setsu-chan's lady in waiting. but that voice wasn't katou's!!!!
kira accosted the princess while she was in bed and kissed him, setsu-chan tried to resist but once he looked into kira's eyes he couldn't resist him. so they had passonate sex for hours and kira ripped off the lacy clothing and setsu-chan cried out his name (which he knew before cause evryone on the kindum knew each other!!!) and they camed and bonded in a way that no one ever could.
so they decided to run away together and get married. but when they tried to escape Setsu-chan was caught and thrown in the jail in the tower for his crime. he couldn't stand being away from his precious love kira so he slit his wrists with some glass and died.
kira broke into the tower a few hours latter and when he saw setsuna was dead he sobbed into his hands and made love to setsuna's motionless corpse and then killed himself too, forever embracing his love.
the end. :DDDD
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.... Yeah, I don't know what to say to that either.
(OOC: Fic written by dazzley, thank you so much! ♥)